Wherever I look, I can't escape it... The Pony-Me universe...

TFog on the Window

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A single event can change one's life, for the better or the worse. A single friend, real or imagined, can make it better still.

• Death
• Human
• Twilight
• Celestia
• OC

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  12  4 · 313 views

Fog on the Window's more or less a copy-pasted piece of the full Pony-Me taken out and given a bit more polish before being published on its own. To be honest, the inclusion of MLP into this thing was more or less shoehorned-in.

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Just kidding. This blogs just about me talking about how I've now got a new habit of listening to music on my Bluetooth headphones for about an hour before actually sleeping every night because I lost my earbuds and so I listen to all my music at once.

Also, I still have no idea when and where I picked up the habit of randomly saying/shouting "meerkats".

This story's more or less a literal dump for scrapped ideas from Pony-Me. I do plan on eventually making a fic that'd basically be like this one, but for all of my stories instead. Given how these are already rejected ideas or random scenes I messed around with, I'm not sure if there's even anything to roast.

EPony-Me™: Outtakes

• MLP: FiM
• Random
• Sci-Fi
• Anthology

Scrapped ideas, bonus content, and general goofing off in the Pony-Me universe.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 5.2k words  ·  13  8 · 505 views

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Oh, neat. We've got a canceled story focusing on a pair of OCs that were reused from the canceled sequel to another story.

Also, long delay between posts is long. I'm feeling moderately annoyed by stuff going on at the moment so let's keep this short.

"Jewel?" I yawned, wiping my face with a towel hanging by the garage door as I entered the house. "You feel like eating out somewhere, or should I heat up yesterday's leftovers?"

And then they get food poisoning.

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Look, it's a story that I killed off before it could get off the ground! And guess what happened to its reboot? Yeah, that was shot down in the same way!

Given how short this thing was, let's just go ahead and tear the story a new one.

Twilight bashed through the doors of Town hall. "I DID IT!" she hollered, "I'VE FINALLY DID IT!"

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I forgot to mention this, but there's exactly one redeeming trait in the story that still exists to this day in my current fics:

Using the chapter names to tell another, separate story.

I really, really like doing this, if you couldn't tell by the fact that I do it in just about every recent story I've written that doesn't have the comedy tag now.

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This story's by far the most experimental of my stories. I'm not even sure what I'd roast here.

You were my sister, dear Luna. Why didn’t you tell me before?

Um... I guess this could be taken completely out of context?

A thousand years since I have last felt true joy.

F for Celestia.

throughout my many protégés,

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ESplintershard

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

Once upon a time, Equestria flourished. That time is now long-gone.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Starlight Glimmer

TheMajorTechie · 82k words  ·  67  8 · 1.3k views

Try to find it, ya doofuses.

Oh and also arc 2|1 is complete and stuff. That's cool too I guess.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*Looks again at the story*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey, ya heckers, it's me again, ya boi with the toasty self-roasty reviews. We gon burn up Equestria Forever in a bit.

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Neat, another follower special.

No comment on the story itself. Let's get right into it.

Twilight shrieked as she set hoof into her castle. Except... it wasn't exactly a castle anymore, but rather a large, BLT-shaped railgun mounted on an absurdly large golden statue of Twilight's head.

Aaaaaand that happened.

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Hey, it's another fic that has a major influence on my stories today!

ESplit Conscience

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

A man awakes to find a pony. In his mind.

• Human
• Twilight
• OC

TheMajorTechie · 4.9k words  ·  24  2 · 883 views

Funnily enough, apparently I considered this story a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk. I guess I wasn't quite ready to let that fic die just yet after Equestria Forever ended up as a mess in a hole.

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Yup. We're knocking out an entire series this time 'round.

EScrew Time!!!

• MLP: FiM
• Random

Screwball got fed up with the history of Equestria, and she'll stop at nothing to change it.

• Discord
• Screwball

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  9  2 · 476 views

EScrew Space!!!

• MLP: FiM
• Random

What happens when BakedPotatoLand feels a bit too small for Screwball? Chaos. Chaos and a side of chips.

• Discord
• Screwball

TheMajorTechie · 1k words · 499 views

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Mmm... I love the smell of reboots in the morning.

I should probably put some work into this fic now that Splintershard's on hiatus, shouldn't I? I mean, I'm already here, roasting it, so I'd might as well take the step and actually write another chapter, right?

Nah. I'ma roast this thing and then probably go to bed or something. Or lurk on Discord for another hour.

Anyway.

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Back at it again with the smurfhorses, Tonkus!

ESpace Horse

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 9.4k words  ·  35  4 · 931 views

Anyway, you know the drill. Long story, skip out on some chapters (unless it's something I especially like).

Slowly, with a groan, I opened an eye. It was just as I feared... the portal led us to the wrong location, and from the looks of it, that wrong location is a freakin' space station.

Whoops.

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Yeah, I almost forgot I was doing these too!

TPony-Me™: Rogue

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

The rules of artificial intelligence? Survive.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 7.5k words  ·  14  7 · 367 views

Meet the edgy little edgelord stepsibling of Pony-Me that was quite literally yeeted out of the chapters of Pony-Me after it got too edgy for its own good.

Short to say, I'm glad I decided to separate these chapters from the original story and dump 'em into a separate fic.

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