EWhat If...

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

• Alt. Universe
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 147k words  ·  463  58 · 8.7k views

Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh neat, another old flagship!

EEquestrian Human

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  24  8 · 889 views

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AKA, one of the reasons why I don't like writing commissions for people.

Also, the guy who requested the commish has been banned for quite a while now, so I'm just gonna assume it's fine to talk about what went down.

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Oh, another forgettable story. Yeah, this one tried to pull off something similar to Equestria's Nutella Troubles, but with Ramen instead. Didn't work.

EA World of Ramen

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random

Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide. ...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?

• Pinkie
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.1k words · 542 views

(I just couldn't wait until Wednesday, now could I? )

What? Was there something that was supposed to happen that Wednesday?

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AKA the story that was meant to be like What If but at the same time like these toasty lil' reviews.

EScratch Reviews!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Vinyl Scratch isn't only a DJ. She's also quite an avid reviewer. For what, you may wonder? For anything, really.

• DJ P0N-3
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  12  2 · 444 views

It started off as a pretty decently funny idea, but it kinda went downhill from there.

Vinyl's score? 3/10. If dubstep isn't allowed, it isn't worth it. Also, the ponies were rather rude when they kicked her overboard.

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Neat. I last updated this thing almost exactly three years ago. Also, reboot!

EQuantum

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when a robot is granted it's freedom, and released into the world? And what if it's got existential problems?

• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  10  0 · 254 views

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What dis? It's the beginning of a new era in my stories here on Fimfic!

TLab Horse

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.

• Sex
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  79  9 · 1.9k views

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Hmm, a story that has its lore based on some kind of tragic event that happened to the main character that results in them thinking they've been in Equestria all this time before they ultimately wake up in a completely different world? Now where have I heard of that?

EShattered Rainbow

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Slice of Life

Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.

• Fluttershy
• Rainbow Dash
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 8.8k words  ·  27  3 · 903 views

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Wherever I look, I can't escape it... The Pony-Me universe...

TFog on the Window

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A single event can change one's life, for the better or the worse. A single friend, real or imagined, can make it better still.

• Death
• Human
• Twilight
• Celestia
• OC

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  12  4 · 314 views

Fog on the Window's more or less a copy-pasted piece of the full Pony-Me taken out and given a bit more polish before being published on its own. To be honest, the inclusion of MLP into this thing was more or less shoehorned-in.

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Hello all.

Now that I'm getting back to a more even keel on my writing, I've decided it's probably time to cast the net for available editors and art-folks. I've not had a team of peeps to work with or talk to in a while, so this is probably a long time coming.

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For the first round, let's start simple and take a look at my first story on this humble site:

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Oh. We're already on the first reboot?

EThe Wielder of the Orb

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?

• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 474 views

So this darn diddly thingamabob was actually a 4-way collab of sorts. Story died when everyone else lost interest, as collabs do. It's why I don't normally do them anymore.

Anyway, let's get right into it.

Darkness.

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So, we've finally gotten to this story, haven't we?

EPony-Me™

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 74k words  ·  315  15 · 5.9k views

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I like how I decided to just tack on [and painfully] at the end there in the short description. Really helps with the screeches of "LOOK I'M A COOL DUDE WITH DARK THEMES IN HIS STORIES RIGHT???" in these early stories.

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I just don't feel like myself if I don't have any toast!

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O hecc. I wrote an age-regression comedy?

Geez, I wasn't good at self-editing at all back then. Seems like I was also the type of author who made up excuses for why they didn't fix the problems or improve all that much, either.

"YOU!" she yelled, "TWILIGHT, YOU... YOU MISTAKE...ER, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY SISTER!"

*snerk*

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I should start tagging the stories in question here. Why wasn't I doing that before?

Anyway, here's today's story:

Yup. Fifth story in and we're already on a sidestory. Though, that isn't bad, per say. Just an observation.

Anyway, without further ado, let's jump right into tearing this thing apart! (Or maybe you do want more ado?)

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O hecc. I skipped over this on accident. Whoopsies.

Right off the get-go, this story was a massive shift from what I'd previously written, and what I would say was my first "flagship story" of sorts. For one, the story is based fully within existing MLP lore, with me only tacking on my own bits afterward, rather than vice-versa.

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Hello my darlings! I love you all, I really do!

I hope things have been good with you all. It's been a weird and seriously fucked up year, but we're getting there and to the end also! But let's hope that next year will bode much better for us all, yeah?

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