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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 56 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 251 views
  • 64 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 697 views
  • 92 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 592 views
  • 95 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 542 views
  • 97 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 421 views
Mar
3rd
2020

In Search of Services · 11:09pm Mar 3rd, 2020

Hello all.

Now that I'm getting back to a more even keel on my writing, I've decided it's probably time to cast the net for available editors and art-folks. I've not had a team of peeps to work with or talk to in a while, so this is probably a long time coming.

POTENTIAL EDITORS: I can pay you either in story requests or commission percentage, depending on your needs, availability, and expertise. I don't need a copy-editing degree or anything like that. If anything, stylistic feedback is infinitely more important, and a happy/talkable relationship is more important than editing skills, IMO. I'd just like a pair of eyes to look over my jumbled ramblings before I throw them onto the site.

POTENTIAL ARTIST: I've never had anyone on call to do cover art work commissions, so I don't know what this process is like. I'd only be able to pay a percentage of commissions at best, and we'd have to work out what that was dependent on the quality of the art assets and how frequently they could be provided. This is more of a shot in the dark. But if you think you can do cover-art, and want to join the pony-porn train, give me a shout.

CURRENT STORY PROGRESS: Finished (hopefully) a 4.5k body-horror commission that should go up this week. Working constantly on Nightmares and The Idea Machine until commission quota is met, and even then probably a lot more, because these are some of the most fun ideas I've had on my table in a while.

COMMISSION STATUS: Two slots taken, infinitely more slots open. Prices still $10-$15/1,000 words, dependent on content. Free revisions after finishing. Tell a friend. <3

Comments ( 4 )

I’ve got a spare pair of slightly worn moderately functional eyes I could lend you :pinkiesmile:

Glad to see you're writing again! I'd be happy to do some editing if the need arises. No payment required. Friends n family discount :twilightsmile:

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Hello both. Thank you for reaching out. I've been busy writing and haven't replied to these yet, but if either of you gets this comment, would it be okay to PM you? I have a few stories in the works rn that could use a spare set of eyes.

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No problem here, pm away :twilightsmile:

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