Sorry to hijack my own update on the story, but Deadpool has made himself known. I won't say too much, but for those of you who don't know, this is Deadpool:

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A chastity device (male or female model) that only unlocks each day after you've written a set number of words. That would up my word count!

Of course, how useful a motivational tool this would be is entirely dependent on your sex drive.

Also, I normally keep my love of pony and my love of bondage separate, but hot damn KRD draws some good shit. I totally didn't discover this after a search for "chastity" on derpibooru. <---LIES!

He punched a poor defenseless mare in the face. Mandopony is a MandoPHONY. What a c**t.

The kind and generous hawthornbunny went to the trouble of word-clouding my stories. This has led me to a most unusual discovery.

First off, here's the word cloud for all of my stories together:

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Ok, so I just realized that Friday/ tomorrow will be my 50th review blog! I should probably do something for that. Anyway, here are today's three:

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I just read 3,315,766 words.

In a month and 2 days.

...

Phew.

Let's try this again. After yesterday's miserable attempt, I'm going to be working on Chapter 6 and y'all are welcome to see!

Horse words in progress!

Want to chat?

And I'm working on two different stories! So that's good. One is more of the same kind of silliness as the last one I wrote, and the other... is a surprise! However, it DOES involve humans... and so far, not a trace of mane pones. We'll see if that lasts, but that's what is in the plans for now!

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Sirens being sirens?

Stupid sexy Pinkie Pie?
Bad Principal Celestia?

Not sure, but it'll probably not be family friendly.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

• For those wondering why I've titled the blog so oddly, this is more of an update about me than my writing. It also contains mental health mentions and descriptions of disorders, so if that bothers you, please don't read this. If you don't mind reading what might border on a bit of a vent post, feel free to read more below the picture of Sombra being glum.

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Costume!

I wanted to do this whole blog thing in chronological order, but there was so much to say about making the costume I did, which I’m sure is quite the minority interest to people here mostly to hear of Aragon’s antics, that I thought it’d be better in a separate section.

So, on July 2nd, I started ordering costume stuff.

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I keep writing cheeze with a z instead of an s!

...FCK

John looked at a blue mare before him.

“You are Rainbow Dash, aren’t you? Let’s go f—”
“Sorry, human,” Rainbow Dash said, “you aren’t in Kansas any more. We don’t use this word here, we have to stick to PG rating, you know. We say ‘buck’ instead.”
“Oh, I see.”
“But I’m not against it.”

She turned her croup to John and waved her tail several times. Then she jumped into a bush.

John wondered, was she Deadpool in disguise, but after a second of hesitation he jumped after her.

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It's not [two notes] cree-py

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Hey guys!

Just a quick blog to say that I'll be hosting a panel at Ponyville Ciderfest online this year!

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It's been a little bit, but I'm back and I've got a new story to share!

ELetters to a Lost World

• Equestria Girls
• Drama
• Sad

After a portal malfunction threatens to seal the human world and Equestria apart, the Rainbooms decide to write letters of friendship and appreciation to Princess Twilight.

• Twilight
• Sunset Shimmer
• Main 7 (EqG)

EileenSaysHi · 10k words  ·  122  5 · 1.3k views

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Gather and attend, for lo, do I render judgement.

Spoilers follow.

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That's how many words Chapter 24 for What They Expect to Give currently has. That's about 38 pages. And I'm still not done.

I did KINDA find a natural stopping point about 3-4k words ago, but I'd rather just get it out as one update. I've been kinda wanting to reach this point since I first started this story. Er, I mean, I want to reach all the things I've been planning for this story, but this was a huge milestone I reached. I didn't want to break that up in parts.

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Hey there. I've got a small backlog of stories I'm working through; already up is Disaster Rarity, which I think placed pretty high in a speedwrite contest it initially featured in before I expanded it further and edited it, and the contest entry for the 1000 words contest, an epistolary narrative between two of my favourite horses. Not

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With the release of chapter 29 in the Enforcer REMASTERED, I thought I'd bring up social commentary regarding our favorite little horses. The G4 series IS social commentary just by existing. MLP G4 shows a world run by women with little help from men, and it works well, thank you. Not very many

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