Jan
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2016
You Know What I Should Invent? · 6:28am Jan 19th, 2016
A chastity device (male or female model) that only unlocks each day after you've written a set number of words. That would up my word count!
Of course, how useful a motivational tool this would be is entirely dependent on your sex drive.
Also, I normally keep my love of pony and my love of bondage separate, but hot damn KRD draws some good shit. I totally didn't discover this after a search for "chastity" on derpibooru. <---LIES!
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#Super Trampoline is a kinky fucker
But, if you didn't get your word quota one day, or the next, would the device destroy your genitalia, or would it know and add that to what you must write the next day?
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How about it just doesn't let you out that day.
3697245 Sorry
it's just chastity messes with me a lot.
It's like, I never know what to expect, but, like, everything that happens here is interesting and everything is okay here.
3697260 you know, I was just thinking this afternoon that we need to finish our collab.
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Lol the rules currently would never let us publish that thing. Oh man what did we do.
3697272 one thing the rules haven't killed are collabs. I'm pretty sure collabs are still allowed. harder would be actually adding enough story to get it approved. Last time i went full random, Professor Plum (who i'm pretty sure strongly dislikes me by now) sent me this message:
BOY I SURE WOULD LOVE YOU TO BE MY PREREADER FOR IT SO YOU COULD TELL ME HOW TO IMPROVE IT, SINCE WE CAN SHARE UNPUBLISHED STORIES WITH OUR PREREADERS!
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I am going to be honest with you right now. I am obscenely ill at the moment and thet is no reason i souldn't be in bed or maybe the hospital. I'm probably not remember any of this is the morning and I might as well be on hard drugs right now because of how my mind is right now. Like crap man but yeah that thing we were working on was like the most un pony relatable thing we've ever written and I wouldn't not fault the mods one bit for not allowing our collab because wow it was crazy.
3697285 Shit man that's really heavy do you need someone to take you to the hospital please don't pull a david bowie on us!
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Naw man I think I threw up all of the death. Now I just need to throw up the pain and I think I'll be A-OK. Ever have a stiff neck? Imagine that in your entire torso. Any wrong move results in the pain of being repeatedly punched. It;s like man everything in my body exploded out of me with the force of a broken fire hydrant. But I think half of the problem is that I'm sick AND awake at 230 in the morning.
3697289 shit man, you need to make sure you don't get dehydrated. Try Pedialyte.
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I drank like a gallon of 7-up after not being able to keep downt he water, an for some reason I kept down the 7-up. Crap I just saw that you linked me ti your story i'll check it out in the morning when I can hopefully give actual advice and not just incoherent rambling.
3697293 sweet dreams of eating hats.
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That's what got me into this mess!
*WOMP WOMP MUSIC*
3697301 WOW I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT! THIS CAN ONLY BE THE WORK OF ONE PONY, A PONY WITH A PENCHANT FOR CAUSING THINGS TO SUDDENLY HEAD IN AN UNEXPECTED DIRECTION!
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Okay well good talking to you I must be off to bed. It is for my health you see.
I think they already have it, it's called "being in a relationship" and all you have to do is ask your partner to adjust the settings.
Also dependent on your capacity to sex. :B >tfw no gf, as they say
Hmm... I'd recommend drinking lots of water. If the compulsion is really an issue, increasing bladder pressure can help control its hold. Then there's Carroll's old advice of adopting a new habit when dropping another.
I've already mentioned the thing about schedules, so I shan't repeat that.
Seriously, though, dude: I hope things get better soon. Procrastinating behaviour, along with compulsions or bad habits, is not a nice thing to deal with. It sucks, so here's hoping it clears up for ya.
3698043 actually, I've been doing better as far as word output goes, but unfortunately word output is not necessarily quality word output.
3697392 I don't either and yet I have this marvelous thing called a hand.
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Same here, but that's a different writing style: crank out words first, edit the mess later. You can't turn shit into gold without some laxatives.
I would need something that locks out my computer until I have a wordcount.