The Fourth of July, the day wherein Americans celebrate their country by blowing up a small part of it.

What could be more American than that?

Reading pony fanfiction, clearly!

Today’s stories:

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Can we take a minute to appreciate how simultaneously cute and sexy Pinkie Pie's canon Nightmare Night costume is?

I’ve been remiss in clearing out my “Read It Now” queue, and thought I’d go through and review a bunch of recent stories for your reading pleasure – or displeasure, as the case may be.

Today’s stories:

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Yay, I guess
I'm a bit busy lately, but soon I may drop something degenerate and therapeutical at the same time, so stay tuned. It's not an easy fic to write, even though I'm taking a somewhat unrealistic route with it (obviously, no one would want to read it if it was realistic). But enough of this, I unfortunately have to be sober-ish but I think that's for the best? Idk, adulting is hard.

So, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? The last time I posted a blog here, things weren’t so hot in my life. And frankly, they’re not getting much better. My mother’s cancer has likely spread to other parts of her abdomen, my father got conned out of $5,000, I’m stuck at a fast food job I hate, the jobs I want that can actually pay a livable wage are not showing up, the one decent job I have a good chance at probably isn't going to tell me if I’m accepted until mid-November if I'm even accepted at

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Expectation: My ADHD pills will help me focus and get a ton of writing done!

Reality: My ADHD pills helped me masturbate for 5 straight hours!

( this is a large part of why I failed college, by the way)

for 150 updoots on this:

TForever Mare

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sad

There are ponies that even the gods cannot help.

• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Royal Guard

Ice Star · 12k words  ·  206  28 · 6k views

and 90 on this

TCrystalline: Her Destiny

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Drama

Lately, Princess Cadance has been feeling inadequate. She's spoken of this briefly to Twilight Sparkle but her longing for a grand adventure is really starting to get to her as are the thoughts that she isn't doing all that she can.

• OC
• Cadance
• King Sombra

Ice Star · 24k words  ·  173  11 · 4.5k views

and 70 on this small contest story

THer Own Sky

• MLP: FiM
• Equestria Girls
• Drama

Twilight Sparkle is many things, as Princess Celestia is about to learn. Will her newest Faithful Student finally serve a higher purpose?

• Twilight
• Celestia
• Cadance
• Sunset Shimmer

Ice Star · 18k words  ·  130  11 · 4.2k views

and especially to whichever of my readers read far enough to finish and updoot this

TFavorable Alignment

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Drama

Princess Luna disappears from Equestria with hopes of saving the world and is accompanied by the enigmatic Sombra. Meanwhile, Celestia tries to bury secrets as immortal as she is and Cadance must choose her loyalties carefully...

• Gore
• Violence
• Luna
• OC
• Cadance
• King Sombra

Ice Star · 360k words  ·  93  10 · 3.2k views

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What an episode. This is the last time I can watch a new Cutie Mark Crusaders episode. The last Cutie Mark Crusaders episode of the entire show. The way I feel about this is anything but pleasant. My head hurts. My eyes feel hot. I am emotionally tired. It feels like I am going to cry any moment. And I don't remember when I felt such an intense sadness the last time. And I'm not even sure if I ever felt such an intense sadness before in my life.

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... though not for lack of trying. In between a layoff and a vacation at my new job, I've been working the work of three people. (At least I've been earning double paychecks due to all the OT.) The death march hopefully should ease up this week.

As a reminder that I'm still around, new story in the morning! A minific that started life in one of the Quills & Sofas speedwriting competitions back in like ... mid-August.

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Hahah wow I sure hope Fimfiction user Bad Horse doesn't mind me sharing this 100% real absolutely unedited unforged super veridic conversation we really had! I would have asked him for permission first, but he's offline, and I might be going to a place with no Internet for a couple weeks.

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New year, new story. Continuing the Car Wash series, this time it isn't about ponies working on Earth, so much as it is ponies playing on Earth.

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So, fun fact, I've watched Nomadland recently.

Okay, I lied, it's not really fun. Still a fact that I've watched it though, so that's not a complete lie. I don't think I could lie to anyone completely if I tried, and believe me, I tried.

It's actually what makes me a great liar, in fact—you slip in just the tiniest bit of the truth, your verisimilitudinous OxyContin, then everyone will believe everything you say, hook, line and sinker.

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I like this episode. While it doesn't explore the topic in-depth, it does a pretty good job indirectly addressing Fluttershy's own growth through her brother and her parents. Also, we get to learn more about the relations between characters. The moral is rather appropriate and positive, too. Now then, unto the thoughts!

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Welp, the shipping shuffle is all set. Digest with caution.

This week's a continuation of My Little Unicorn: OH GOD WHY. Enjoy.

God, my friends are gonna be angry at me for this one.

But don’t worry! They’ll be angry, like. In a sexy way.

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YO!

IT BE ME AND MONO! DOING A PANEL!

If you all didn't catch it - here it is! If you did, and want to catch it again - here it is!

This was a blast (of stress, but, also, like a normal idiomatic blast as well), to do, people really seemed to have liked it, so come on down and check it out!

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Today I’m going to pseudo-officially start that series of editing advice blogs I’ve been thinking about for a while now.

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Horizon and Bookplayer released new stories today, and Baal Bunny and Estee each released one earlier this week. You know what that means – it is time to get reading!

Today’s stories are four stories from established authors whose works I enjoy, plus a fifth from a new writer whose very first story ever got featured.

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