MFlash Sissy
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There's a parallel reality where Flash Sentry grew up as a sweet, delicate, and girly femboi. Now, his lonely life turns rosier as he's reunited with Sunset and her friends... who happen to be hot Amazonian futas. Life lesson? Sissy pets are magic.
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shortskirtsandexplosions · 164k words · 188 45 · 3.5k views

Flutterpriest Writes SS&E a Sissy Fic - A Classic Tale In Three Parts · 6:51am Jul 20th, 2019

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https://twitter.com/SSExplosions/status/1148000519274688512

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https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/864680/so-i-wrote-porn-for-ssne

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Y'know what I'm good at? Obsessing over femboi shiet.

Y'know what I'm not good at? Making legitimate literature based on that obsession. At least stuff that's worth reading.

Instead, I'm pretty good at... y'know... convincing/paying others to write it for me.

It so happens that the Barcast has been struck with this mallet at least twice already. Poor Anonpencil--being the Main Tank that she is--bore the brunt of the initial waves:

TSuper Machiavelli Girl Lyrical Golden Pinafore Daedalus Alpha Tres Cross Delta Xrd Championship Edition Accent Core Plus R Ex Gold 2.8 Redux Go!!!

Duchess Celestipaws is seeking out the first important member in her team of Magical Princess Sailor Girls! She thinks she's found the most girly, perfect human for the job: Flash Sentry.

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But this time, thanks to some Italian Platformer Hijinks, the Barcast's off-tank Flutterpriest had a chance to swing.

And to be honest, he was sorta asking for it. He put up a Mario Maker challenge and offered the first person to clear the level a free 1k word fanfic commission.

Naturally, my hairy ass jumped on that shiet. Afterwards, I interrupted a stream of Flutterpriest/Anonpencil goodness and informed them that I had beaten Flutterpriest's challenge. ~~I also made a Mario Maker level based on Parent's Night Out but who's keeping score?~~

This must have ignited something in Flutterpriest. Especially since I requested from him a story title that was meant to inspire crack!ficcage: Flash Sentry Takes Three Mushrooms Up the Butt While His Polyamorous Girlfriend Films It And Plans to Crossdress Him Prettier Next Weekend. As it so happens, he rolled up his sleeves, tightened his collar, polished his rosary beads and went full on...

...super serious and emotionally cathartic. Oh, with a touch of intense sissy-hypnosis depiction. All of this coming (f'naaaaaa) from an individual who's not entirely in-sync with all things pink. Nevertheless, he wrote outside of his cum farts zone and produced this gem:

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And it truly is a gem!

I'm not saying that just 'cuz he wrote it for me. Flutterpriest created an engaging conflict from the start of the fic. He then drew the situation deeper, tighter, and intimate--all while remaining serious in tone. He also kept the situation consensual and remarkably wholesome, which I find to be quite healthy. What's more, beyond utilizing what is a pretty nifty and mostly un-used scenario in adult fimfic literature, he was able to bring a close to the overarching conflict... all within the space of 3.5k words. It's a really nice package tied together with a pretty bow, and I (for one) can see where he went above and beyond to take what is--at a glance--a very niche topic and turn it into something with universal appeal... emotionally speaking. Think of this story as sort of a beginner's guide to crossdressing/sissification smut... designed for predominantly heterosexual readers. It's a really nice accomplishment.

Kinda sucks that it still has the damnable title: Flash Sentry Takes Three Mushrooms Up the Butt While His Polyamorous Girlfriend Films It And Plans to Crossdress Him Prettier Next Weekend F'naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Nietzsche love Flutterpriest, but it almost feels like he left the title there as a cheekish way of saying "Ha ha! You tried to trap me into a dumb fetishized crack fic but nuts to you I leapt well past the goal posts and made something thoughtful and intelligent!"

So yeah. Flutterpriest sets about utilizing "Felicity" before I did... for the second time, goddammit.

I gotta get my act together. And speaking of which, Flash Sissy is still being worked on. I manage a chapter upload every two to three days... but this next chapter might be a "day four" thing. I apologize in advance. I know it may not mean much, but I'm really enjoying this fic of mine and updating this fic of mine... even if it pales in comparison to the length and girth of my previous fics (f'naaa). It's an uphill grind, but a fuzzy one.