You and Rainbow Dash have been playfully picking on each other for years. But once it goes too far, she'll make sure you either regret it, or never forget it . . .
When "The Great and Powerful" Trixie asked you to be in a relationship with her, you were absolutely ecstatic. However, it doesn't take long for you to realize what the consequences of such a relationship really are.
After a spell is interrupted, Pinkie starts acting like a dog. Which means the life of a pet owner is forced on Anon while a guilt-ridden Twilight tries to work out what went wrong.
(Humanized) This is it. Your final exam. And you haven't studied for it at all. Neither has your friend, Rainbow Dash. Together, you pull the biggest heist, the ultimate endeavor! Maybe.
She's cute, she's sweet, and she's very, very shy. But you still want to get to know her better. Of course, she could be a completely different person when she's comfortable . . .
[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, belly rubs, and blushing cheeks] Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of bullying in the second degree, there he meets a mare working as a prison guard called Cookies 'n Cream.