In a world without bacon, five humans find themselves trapped... grazing on mother bucking dandelions. Friendship is magic. Too bad none of these jerks are friends.
Bread from outer space attacks Equestria! And with her friends kidnapped and negotiations going south, it is up to Twilight, Doctor Whooves, and a ragtag bunch of secret agents to stop this wheaty invasion!
Twilight gets called into a meeting with Luna and Celestia. The kingdom is hurting for money and there's only one way to get rich quick. Celestia is going to have to film them making porn.
After an freak accident involving Princess Celestia, a magical powered sneeze with golden glitter, and a pony that guides air traffic, Air Marshal is now an Alicorn. Will he become a prince? Nope.
Red Pen has one job at the Canterlot Chronicle, and that is to go through the submitted letters to the editor and decide what to actually put into the newspaper. These are the letters that didn't make it in, but were too strange to throw away.