Vinyl Scratch is taking the next big step in her relationship, she's introducing her new girlfriend to her family. There's one slight hitch, she hasn't told them that her girlfriend isn't exactly a normal pony... or a pony at all for that matter.
Meet the most cynical pony in Canterlot, who under the latest Princess' orders, moves to Ponyville to meet up with the Mane Six for his own quest to find friends. Many Swear words ensue.
Yep, just your basic HiE fic. Except I don't get into Equestria as a human. Or pony. Nope, I just had to get changed into a Helicoprion. If you didn't already know, it's an extinct shark.
Rainbow has always had her head in the clouds both literally and metaphorically. Now she has several. How long before they all drive each other insane.