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King of Beggars


One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

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An alligator moves into the town's lake and begins to terrorize the townsponies. But fear not, Applejack's on the case... for a price...

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...Did... Did a gator just have her way with Spike? I'm okay with this.

That was actually pretty funny.

Mmm, we got some high-quality wat right here.:rainbowhuh:

Why do I now want to see Swamp People/MLP:FiM crossover?

Nice little simpsons reference there.

Oh spike ahahahahahahahahahahah

...my sides hurt and I blame you:moustache:

Thumb and added to my recommendation group.

No Rarity breathing into the plushy Spike is not creepy at all.:rainbowlaugh:

Oh dude I would kill for that's Sparity story!

Oh, ugh. :fluttershbad:
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard...:rainbowlaugh:

They should have joined forces and attacked the alligator as a team.
It would have been a gator-raid. :pinkiesick: :facehoof: <I'm sorry Pinkie, but yes--he really did say that.)

It’s a mindless eating machine!” Twilight explained.
“Yeah!” Dash nodded.
“Like Rainbow Dash!” Twilight pointed to the nodding mare.
“Yeah!” Dash concurred.
“Dashie, are you even listening to the conversation?” Pinkie asked.
“Yeah!” Rainbow Dash answered. “She said we were going to go get lunch right?”

that split my sides.:rainbowlaugh:

This was honestly one of the funniest stories I've read in a long time!

Approved for Twilight's Library and Tag-A-Long's Book Club

They all watched as the water was disturbed by the frenetic movement of the two reptiles locked in perceived mortal combat. Occasionally Spike’s head would break the water enough to gasp deeply before he was dragged back down.

Why does this make me think of this video?

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God did you guys reach far back. Thanks though!

She sighed and looked down at her little dragon. “What happened down there?”

The usually soft spines along Spike’s back went stiff like the hairs on a cat’s back.

“Who said anything happened!?” he shouted, his eyes glazing over in fright.

“But you were under the water for so long…”

“We’re just friends!” Spike proclaimed furiously.

JESUS CHRIST.

Amazing!!

But ya' left out the most intriguing part....how did the alligator taste?

So did she club it or did it choke?

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