Weeks of planning has prepared Macintosh for the month mares decide to harass him and every other stallion in Equestria.
But after getting kicked out of the house, he finds out that this time it's different...
Very different.

Princess Celestia always thought she knew how her kingdom worked. The Unicorns used magic specialized to their jobs. Pegasi flew in the sky and handled the weather. And Earth ponies... Earth ponies... uhhmmm...
Huh. Maybe Princess Celestia didn't know everything about her ponies after all.
Princess Celestia realized this after Applejack came to speak with her about a tax unfair to Earth pony farmers. It was during their conversation that Celestia realized she needed help.
Huh, isn't that odd Princess Celestia has had to leave on emergency business, leaving Luna to raise and set the sun? And hey, is that a new pony living and working at Sweet Apple Acres? I think her name is Sunshine Meadow. Surely, it's just a coincidence. Surely.

Big Macintosh, scared of a comment that Granny Smith wants grandfoals (*ahem* great-grandfoals *ahem*), runs through the door and down the road. Through a series of events, he ends up accidentally dating Princess Luna without realizing it.

The beautiful cover art is by BaffledDingo

This is a short story that was originally to be written for the prompt:
2015 February Super Happy Hearts and Hooves Lovefest Fanfic Event, or SHH&HLFE for short...
However, I didn't make the deadline because the story grew larger than time permitted for the deadline.

Tagged 'sex' for some comments/language, but no sex happens.

A small favor can go a long way, but Big Mac isn't sure that he can take these favors anymore. As the dreams he doesn't understand get weirder, he doesn't know if he can confess to Luna that he doesn't want to do this anymore. However, there is a lot more than the thought of him helping that keeps him doing it...

A short fic showing you what happens when I get a random idea in the middle of the night.

He was a humble apple farmer with a simple wooden collar, while she was an luminous ruler clad in gold. When Princess Celestia invites Big Macintosh to Canterlot to discuss agricultural problems, he finds a life he never imagined and a lover he never dared dream about.

One night at a get-together with her friends, Applejack learns that not only do her friends find her brother attractive, they've already got dibs on who will try to court the stallion. If they fail, the next mare in line will take her place. With the challenge set, will any of her friends succeed in seducing the stallion? Not if Applejack has anything to say about it!

With a special thanks to The Abyss for being my drinking buddy, editor, proof reader, and whatever else I'm sure he did when I was too intoxicated.

(Rated Teen for shipping, possibly not necessary, but caution is better than nothing.)
(Art drawn by me)

Big Macintosh doesn't know what to do when given some time off from work at Sweet Apple Acres. He goes into Ponyville for what seems like the first time in forever, and he ends up running into the mane six, who he hasn't seen in a while. He still remembers what they did for his sister last Applebuck season, and he intends to be the gentlecolt he always is, and thank them each. However, simple greetings and thanks can always blossom into something more.

Big Mac finds cycling pants reveal just a little too much, and that makes him rather uncomfortable.

Main Cast: Big Mac
Secondary Cast: Somepony's butt.

Edited by a very uncomfortable Level Dasher.

Twilight and Big Macintosh have been dating for a little while now, and with Hearth's Warming Eve approaching, they decided to spend a romantic night together.

Note: This story is very short, and pretty much just fluff. But it's a bit special to me as it sparked romantic feelings with a special someone of my own. Enjoy the short bit of cuteness~

Something little can end up meaning so much to a pony, just as one little moment can lead to a whole new situation. Big Macintosh and Twilight Sparkle realize that, all thanks to a little doll.

(Fanfiction inspired by the crazy events of Lesson Zero. This is a story idea that would just NOT let me sleep until I had written it out.)

Note: This story has been cross-posted to Fanfiction.net under the same pen name, and to my Deviantart under the pen name "Quarkonia."