Dear Princess Celestia,

Princess Celestia is a big dumb stupid head! I want a new foal sitter. She is a very bad meanie! She is like the big bad wolf in my story book I read.

From Twilight Sparkle

Unfortunately filly Twilight forgets who she is writing to. This letter will probably land her in even more trouble than she is already in.

This story is a sequel to You're NOT a Lesbian, Rainbow Dash!

Displeased at the chaos that their lack of basic sexual education has caused, Princess Celestia teleports Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle to her throne room to have a few words.

Unfortunately, Twilight manages to derail the conversation with something she sees as being of far greater importance.

Warning! Contains suggestive topic references of sexual nature.

Special thanks to Octavia Harmony for editing.

Sunset Shimmer can't stop dreaming about Twilight Sparkle's adorable little feet.

No. Seriously. She can't, though.

This story is a sequel to Why Celestia is a Big Dum Dum

Time out again? What is it, Time to Pick on Twilight Day? Twilight needs to deal with this solution the best that she can. This letter will take her a long time to finish.

Rarity explains to Sweetie Belle what the Cutie Mark Crusaders saw when they walked in on her and Applejack.

It was totally innocent. Really!

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

After being summoned by Princess Celestia herself, Spike comes home ready to gloat about what happened during his visit. Sadly, nopony believes he managed to seduce the Princess. So Spike does anything and everything he can to try to convince his friends.

I'm so sorry I wrote this.

"Sex" tag for the plot.

After countless days of begging and high expectations of fun, Lyra finally relents and lets pinkie have a Red Bull.

Now with an Audio Reading! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au_M9Nt2Y2U

Ever wonder what a day is like in the lives of Fimfiction's illustrious owner and most active moderator? Look no further than this story! (Warning: Super duper gay.)

While teaching Spike math one afternoon, Twilight comes up with a solution of 'sixty-nine'. Spike can't stop laughing enough to tell her what's so funny, so she's going to find out.

Oh, she will find out.

Edited by Syeekoh

Preread by RainbowRick, thanks to both of you!

This was originally meant to be my sixty-nine follower special, but other stuff came up and...yeah. I eventually got around to it. Enjoy!

Just for fun, Spike and Twilight try to write a Power Ponies fanfiction. Simple and easy fun, right?

Nope.

There are a few things about the fanfiction world Twilight needs to learn if she wants ponies to like her story.

Now with a French translation!