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Penn Hooven

Writer and fanfiction reviewer. Feel free to say hi.



After countless days of begging and high expectations of fun, Lyra finally relents and lets pinkie have a Red Bull.

Now with an Audio Reading! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au_M9Nt2Y2U

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This is all so very predictable.


Yeah, it really is, but it was fun to write.

Her mind and body is going so fast that the world is too slow for her. This is not going to be good.



If I get to more thumbs up, you'll see, Mawhahahahahahahahahahahah!


That we are. That we are.

5847609 Dooooooooommmmmmmeeeeeedddddd!:pinkiecrazy:

was irreverent, unimportant and didn't matter

I think you meant to write, "irrelevent"?

6385092 yeah. My spelling and grammar aren't the best.

6385374 Then edit it?

Your grammar and spelling can improve.

6385382 I'm getting better. Oh, I fixed it too. Thanks for the catch.

Hello again :D I did the reading for this

6806903 very funny, and well done. Thank you.

yay ^^ I'm glad you enjoyed it ^^

6807065 I actually considered making a direct sequel to Pinkie on Redbull, but considering how, uh, crazy it could get, and how much outside the box things would get, I doubt anyone's ready for that yet. She brakes the fourth wall on TV all the time. I have to remind her before writing anything about her that she can't brakes the fourth wall in written stories. The reader just doesn't get it.

Hmm, since Pinkie breaking the fourth wall is done a lot you would have to find a way to make it clever. Maybe even make her break the fifth wall XD Maybe have her interact with the narrator.

6807145 >-< she does that with me toooooo much. But I do want to do a story about that. We'll see.

Let me know if you make something out of it ^^ I would be more than happy to read it.

6807280 :pinkiehappy:

Not to monopolize on you and your talents, but I think that you have a fair voice. I have a story, a much longer story, that I would be interested if you checked out as a possibility to read. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/258690/broken-but-still-standing

Hm, I'll look into it later, I've done two long multi chapter readings on my channel before. I'll look over it and see if I'll do a long multi video read on it ^^ I'll let you know if I do.

6807410 Oh, and one more. I promise this will be the last, but you'll love it. All Hail the Muffin Princes. To date, this is my most popular story, and if you take a look at it, you'll see why. It's a short single chapter story, and it made it on the popular list for a few days, I think.

"It's all okay Twilight! It didn't give me wings, but see? I can spin my tail around fast enough to fly!"
"Don't break that wall, Pinkie. There are lawyers on the other side."

this story reminds me squirrel on caffeine from Over the HedgeHedge

I was wondering why Dashie and the others were so slow! :pinkiehappy:

“Wait, wait, wait.” She said. “If this will give me wings, then wouldn't I become a Pegasi?” As interesting the thought was, and as much as the pink earth pony could ponder on such a wounder, yet oddly painful thought, she decided that the phrase was irrelevant, unimportant and didn't matter.


She paused for a moment to put her hooves on her hips and glare at the tin can, which now looked incredably guilty for tickling and burning Pinkie's nosey-wosey.


Pinkie laughed. “Oh, Dashie, your so funny. I'm not moving fast, your just being slow, silly. But the more I think about it, why are you moving slow, you're not a slow poke or anything, but why would you be a slow poke? You don't poke anything? Really the expressions we make up are so silly willy it makes me look normal, and I try and be anything BUT normal, because normal is no fun, because I like to keep it random and PAR-TAY to the MAX! You know what I mean? Of course you know what I mean, what a silly question.”

*you're x2

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