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Sunset Shimmer can't stop dreaming about Twilight Sparkle's adorable little feet.

No. Seriously. She can't, though.

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What the what

The television broadcasts a skinny man with an afro painting lavender-purple mountains across a wet canvas.

I love Bob Ross!

Also I had this exact same dream once.

It had to happen.

I can't even.

Okay, the chapter title is the best thing every. No question about that.

Also, sleep deprivation can do terrible things to even a healthy human mind, eh?

(That said, I consider this a tease, after all this time I spent waiting for you to write another Sunlight story!)

No, Skirts, you're not supposed to hook Dr. Pepper up to your body with an IV. This is what results.

Also, lol.:rainbowlaugh:

"How about some background noise so we can concentrate?" Twilight reached for the remote and switched on the television at the foot of the bed. "Only thing on at this time of night is National Geographic! Ooooh! Zebra mating rituals! How interesting!"

"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," Sunset's skin color took on a crimson tone.

"I got what you need right here, babe..." Flash purrs as he undoes his zipper.

"That's right. Yes... yes..."

Flash's pants part ways and a giant lavender foot flies out of his crotch, uppercutting Sunset in the chin. WHAM!

Mega lol.:rainbowlaugh:

This was funny!

Zebra mating rituals! How interesting!"

Seriously Twilight? You'd rather listen to zebra mating rituals than nothing at all? I think Zecora would find this interesting.

"And this year's award for Smartest Female Scientist Originating From a Horse Dimension goes to..."

And just like that I can tell it's a dream

Sunset Susannah Shimmer

That's seriously her middle name!:rainbowlaugh:

Twilight's twinkling teasing toes. :derpytongue2:

This was a beautiful beautiful thing.

Dammit, Skirts, you beat me to it! :raritydespair:

(My own fault, though... :ajsleepy: Shoulda known I wouldn't be the first to publish a story with that screenshot as cover art.)

"Sunset Susannah Shimmer for her Dissertation on Quantum Mechanical Hoofie Kicks!"

:twilightoops:

(And 'Susannah'? Really? I would've gone with something more exotic and supermodel-y, like Soleil...)

"Twilight Sparkle's hallux, which—although huge—resembles the baby toe in its minuscule size and... adorable daintiness..." Sunset's turquoise eyes blink in confusion. "Uhm... Twilight's... long toe which—although two spaces from the ring toe—is something that I wouldn't mind adorning with a pretty golden band so that it could shimmer in the bathwater as we soak together, playing with rubber duckies..."

That awkward moment when your subconscious mind reveals a fetish you didn't know you had...

As for how weird the dream gets further in: :rainbowderp::pinkiesick::facehoof:

With wide eyes, Sunset lowers her shirt and lies down on her back, pale as a sheet. "Iwantoffthebusnow."

So do I... :applecry::pinkiesick:

This is gloriously weird and bizarre. :pinkiecrazy:

I have a foot fetish.

That made this much, MUCH freakier. :twilightoops:

... You feelin' okay, Skirts? Any gas leaks or blunt cranial trauma we should know about?

That Contact references are Dream Seed reference, right?

Anyway I'm so confused.

"Grnnngh! Shut up!" Sunset spins with a frown. "Elysium sucked toes!

SS&E, this fic is a movie review. You can't fool me.

...Skirts?
I only ask this because we love you...


Do you need a doctor? :unsuresweetie:

You know, I never thought the opportunity would come up, but since you've asked me this before, I feel inclined, no obligated, to ask...

Is this your fetish?

Also, foot-dick uppercuts might be one of the most hilariously weird ideas I've ever read.

You ok there bud?

Sadly, this will only be a footnote in SS&E's series of great stories.

So, this is the prequel to You Can Lead Your Bacon Horse to Water, right?

Ah, I love sitting down every week, to watch the latest episode of My Little Fetish...
WAIT WHAT

"Twilight Sparkle is my friend. It's outright wrong and... icky to have any sort of unhealthy fixation on her petite little girl feet."

Skirts, are you trying to tell us you have a severe addiction to Sci-Twi's feet? Is that what this whole thing was about?

...now I can't stop picturing Flash's foot-penis. Damn thee, Skirts.

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It's a nice thing to separate the author from the work, but judging from things Skirt's has said in the past, it kinda seems that isn't always the case. Skirts has said in the past that sometimes, his stories come from the strange dreams he ends up having. The story is nonsense, but in a way that it makes sense that someone could've actually dreamed it.

Skirts often doesn't comment on his own stories, I've observed, and he's said that he rewards, at least for one story, certain commentors with a green thumb. I wouldn't be surprised if that actually extends to all his stories. And your comment has that green thumb. Also, in the link you provided, the short exchange between you and Skirts also involves green thumbs. Certainly, it could've been someone else, but it seems too much a coincidence that a third party would butt in in a somewhat personal conversation. I think that green thumb on your comment is Skirt's way of saying yeah, this is his fetish.

Personally, I've suspected Skirts has had a foot tickling fetish since I read Hiccups a long time ago. Cuz... I mean, this is the type of story material you find on tickle fetish sites. There's like some sort of hard investment in it if you commit yourself to write a fic like this. I mean, I personally have this fetish, and I think it takes a certain mind to put so much emphasis on it like it does in this fic and Hiccups.

Plus, there is that last pic with Quintin Tarantino on it at the end of the pic. Since Tarantino unabashedly displays his love for women's feet in his films ("Wiggle your left toe" lol), I guess it could be interpreted that this is Skirt's way of saying he's doing just that.

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Dammit Biscuit! Stop turning me on! There's a time and a place for that! :twilightblush:
Edit: And then I realized how absolutely stupid and damning I made that sound. It's totally staying :B

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*waves* Hi.

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Well hello there. :trollestia:

I appreciate that you seem to have captured what it's like to be dreaming. I've taken a crack at that myself in my own fanfictioning. Anyway, this was a bizarrely fun, trippy story. :twilightsmile::applejackconfused: Keep up the good work. :pinkiehappy:

I found this quite amusing.

Though I must say I can't see a reference to the foot fetish (feet fetish? feets fetish? feeps fetish?) without thinking of

7462379 I left that as a joke, a silly callback to that exchange with Skirts. For all we know, he just found it amusing and gave me a thumbs up. Maybe it was someone else who saw the linked comments and thought it was funny.

I think you're looking a bit too deep into it. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, ya know. Fetishes can be a fun thing to write about once you're comfortable with being a sexual deviant :trollestia: sex and sexuality.

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But it's fun to over analyze. Especially since, you know, Skirts is probably not going to ever give a concrete answer to this. Honestly, I hope he doesn't and keeps people guessing. It's just way more fun to speculate that way :scootangel: Plus I get to use little tidbits I've found out about him for something :duck: I mean, they're pieces of a jigsaw puzzle waiting to be put in the right place, and I might be trying to fit them into a different jigsaw puzzle, but it's still fun to try :pinkiecrazy:

But I know I'm probably most likely right about Skirts. Which is why we should spam his inbox with a crapton of pictures of tickling and cute, nekkie feet to show how much we like him yaaaaay. (No, I'm kidding. Nobody actually do that. Hey, now that I think about it, I wouldn't mind that kind of spam... :rainbowkiss:)

man i have a feet.... you know, fetish... does that make me weird?:twilightblush:

"The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space."

Someone enjoyed writing this. I enjoyed reading this, chuckling at a dream sequence.

It's so hard to find a good representation of the surreality of dreams in fiction. This did a magnificent job of capturing it. Thank you for doing so. :twilightsmile:

SKIRTS CLAM DOWN

7465300 A lot of people have it (me too). It's the most common and one of the least "weird" of fetishes.

In other words, you are not weird.

What. The hell. Did I just read? I LOVE IT!

"Aaaaaaaand..." Sunset stares down at herself with a sigh. "...I don't have any pants on. Great."

Is it odd that her reaction to finding herself partially naked in a dream is the same one I had when I was younger - mild annoyance followed immediately by trying to figure out how to fix the situation.

I dunno, that might be common, but I can't help thinking that that should get more of a emotional response than a feeling of "Oh no, not again!"

When I read the title, I thought I better see what's happening in the South Pole. I won't lie

This is not at all how I expected this to go but I am by no means displeased with the result well done

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