It was a normal day in Ponyville. Quiet, peaceful, serene. That is until the galactic empire known as the Dominion arrived, looking for one of their own.

Yup, just another normal day in Ponyville.

Written for the eighth F*** THIS PROMPT! Contest

If you're going to give a speech, it makes sense to know what your audience is like - what they're thinking about, how they're feeling, and so on.
Theoretically, this means that a spell that lets you scan the surface of the thoughts of ponies - just for brief emotional impulses and surface thoughts, and all that - should help anypony give a better speech. I mean, getting a peek inside the heads of everypony present should be strictly a good thing, right?
Right?

Inspired by the description of a story. No, really. If i was given a penny for all the things in life that i found disproportionately funny, I'd have enough copper to provide electricity to all of Tokyo, and that's even given how little copper pennies actually have these days.

My heartfelt thanks to Majin Syeekoh for proofreading this, and also for not suing my butt. You're the best, dude.

Sunset is bored. Discord is bored. What better way to solve their problems than a wacky time travel adventure? A trip to a strange and mysterious era, where nothing makes sense, and everything Sunset knows about the world is called into question.

The Nineteen-Eighties.

Twilight thought she'd had enough excitement for one day after meeting her human counterpart. Or so she thought until she was met with the uncanny feeling that Pinkie Pie was acting, well, a bit too equestrian.

Small oneshot based on the Official Equestria Girls blooper reel where it's implied the Pinkies from the two universes have traded places.

In the aftermath of Maud moving to Ponyville (or close enough anyway) Pinkie Pie couldn't be happier! Not only does she live near the best friends ever, she lives near the best sister ever! It's like, the best thing ever!

Of course there is Maud's new friend, Starlight. She is super into magic, like so into it she experiments with all sorts of weird spells. And sometimes, just sometimes, somepony gets a little too close to one of those spells...

I mean, what could go wrong with two enchanted rocks meant to connect the sisters on a spiritual level?

Co-written by Skijarama
Link to reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgwcv9BfeU
Featured 01/05/2017

Starlight bargain's for Chrysalis' friendship!

In case you didn't already guess, this is a parody of the scene from Marvel's Doctor Strange: "Dormammu, I've come to bargain!"

Lol what. Thanks for the Feature! Featured 12/12/16 - 15/12/16

This story is a sequel to Twilight eats Sonata's Taco

The Dazzlings hope to sow some disharmony during gym class, but Sonata is hopelessly distracted by the the taco she lost, and her newest discovery: sweet, sweet peaches.

With a reading by AShadowOfCygnus!

Young Dinky Hooves has been taking magic lessons from Princess Twilight, and is now at the stage of learning teleportation. To help, Twilight gives her a stone that will help with performing the spell. However, the stone has some strange properties, as Derpy figures out. What horrors await her with unicorn magic in her command?

You all know what I'm referencing with this.

After a mysterious headline adorns the top of the Ponyville Foal Free Press, we take to the streets to ask citizens if it's true: is Fluttershy Best Pony?

Allergy Warning: Contains Flanderization.

The 19th Equestrian Alicorn Council is now in session! The Council is the current ruling body of Equestria, on which sits every alicorn in the country.

There's just one problem. The council is currently comprised of 84% of Equestria's population.

Princess Sugarcoat, the official speaker of the council, investigates just exactly how this state of affairs began.

Turns out, it's all Cadance's fault.

Trigger warnings: Alicorns making fun of Twilight Sparkle and Cadance.

Rated Teen and Sex for a giant pile of sex-related idiocy.