This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show. Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.

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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any. If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment. Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

Shining Armor explains to his foals how he met their mother by being much too handsome. Well, technically he met their mother when she foalsat Twilight, but, perhaps how he met their mother a second time. And their first date. And the entire story of their marriage.

Hope you kids have a lot of time on your hooves.

...This description is now completely rewritten! I am sorry for not tabbing, but it is hard to do on my iPad.

This story is mainly about what would happen if Equestrian was ruled by acorns. I apologize in advance, this is not meant as a trollfic, and yes, I do have ADHD.

What's it like when you are the student of an acorn? Just ask Twilight, she'll tell you all about it. And best of all, she doesn't even know what will happen next!

Might I say that this contains fourth-wall breaking, lots of Pinkie Pie, and some other things that might be considered very crazy. I also want to say that I am trying to make it normal and that it starts at chapter 8. I recommend reading it all of the way through, but if you can't get through some of the chapters, just skip it and see if you like the next one! The plot of this story is still being decided....

Twilight Sparkle has been on Earth, and human, for over two weeks. It wasn’t planned, but the human girl that she stays with is at least very helpful. Helpful enough even, that when Twilight mistakenly stumbled upon a certain human passed time, she gingerly explained everything there was to it. It hadn't gone tragically well...but Twilight now understood what it was humans found so fascinating about pornography at least. Now, she also wants to do something about it, but what? And can anyone talk her out of assaulting the internet single-handedly?

Skittles are Equestria's latest trend, but when Rainbow tells Twilight that she doesn't like them, the studious unicorn comes up with a rather bizarre theory: maybe Rainbow tastes like Skittles herself, and is therefore immune to the taste. But are they ready to find out if her theory is correct?

Editing by Sharp Spark. Preread by Rasael.