So, four days ago, Tirek brought Equestria to its knees—with my help—only to turn on me—which I really should have seen coming, but that's hindsight for you. And then some stuff happened involving—of course—rainbows, ugh, and now I'm here. Helping pay off my debt to the nation by fixing things which may or may not have been broken by me in the first place, like a good draconequus should.

Problem is, doctor, I've been finding myself preoccupied as of late, and I really just can't see why...

One shot written after a discussion about Discord's actions during the season finale.
Featured 7-31-14! Wooooo!
Has its own entry on the Dusk Guard Saga's TV Tropes Page.

Some days are rainy. Some days are normal. Some days you have to go out and save the world with your friends using magic necklaces.

Some days you have to fight off a schoolyard full of foals who have decided to attack you for no discernible reason. For Twilight Sparkle, this is one of those days.

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Cover art link

Like many things in the wide, wide bubble of absurdities, this should have never happened; Discord should have never wooed Applejack. But he did. And there isn't a damn thing she can do about it.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes and crude humor. Enjoy!
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A response to this thread. Praise be thee, TheOneBehindYou, for her insight on the matter; Fimiction simply doesn't have enough AppleCord... But it starts today. And it starts with me. (A special thanks to Pearple Prose for suggestions and pre-reading.)

Now with audio reading by the wonderful obabscribbler!

When Discord hears that his botanical creation, poison joke, continues to flourish in the Everfree, he simply cannot resist a good prank. Poison joke in hand, he storms Canterlot Castle.

Needless to say, the princesses are not impressed. But then, neither is Discord, since the joke also has an unexpected effect on him. And none of them know the cure.

Princess Celestia, in order to better understand what exactly makes a spirit chaotic and how to stop it, chances a contract with her oldest and greatest enemy. Inside his domain and subjected to his will, she will find herself tested to the breaking point as sins of the past and hopes for the future collide in a battle of the minds that will have further reaching consequences than she could ever have imagined.

Note: So the continuity has been a bit skewed by my prolonged absence, the story splits off from the show right after the beginning of Season 2.

Cover image by Conicer

Special thanks to the Academy for editing, pre-reading, and their overall support!

It's back and better then ever!

After weeks of struggling to secure the funds required to continue broadcasting Wub Radio has returned to the airwaves.

Vinyl Scratch and her new talk show friends discuss questions that are submitted to them by their listeners. And things quickly get out of control. After all you never know what those DJs are getting up to.

New chapters will be uploaded on a weekly basis with hopefully at least two chapters per week. All chapters will answer questions submitted in the comments section. All questions must be PG-13 or under. (Nothing Mature)

This is a continuation of Wub Radio by Nexosaur.

CO-AUTHORS: All of the Above and Flint Sparks

Spike has a secret, he used to be a bank robber. And if you asked his opinion about it, he'd say he was a damn well good one.

However when the number one assistant lifestyle isn't cutting it for him, Spike makes a decision to pull off one more job. However with his old team scrambled and his thief skills rusty, the dragon has a lot of work to do.

Caramel was just trying to have a normal day. Running Errands, and trying to have a good day. In Ponyville? The Local hotspot for disaster and destruction? Nah. He met Bane.

Explosions will ensue.

Rated Teen for Language

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In the future, I MAY rewrite this to where it isn't very rushed considering that I wrote this at midnight and I felt very energetic.

After the other two immortals have humiliated themselves with stories, it's Luna's turn now. What mischievous story does she have cooked up for the audience?

It's common knowledge that Discord conquered Ponyville and cast his unique brand of magic over the residents. After his defeat, Twilight and Celestia set up counseling services for the ponies who remembered what it was like to be under his control. For Cheerilee, it may not be enough.