Set in alternate Equestria Sombra timeline.

A soldier serving King Sombra in the Crystal Empire/Equestria War asks his higher-ranking superior if they're actually fighting on the side of good or not. Spoiler alert; they're not, actually.

Idea came to me from watching a Nazi sketch from That Mitchell And Webb Look. God, those guys are funny as heck.

Whilst enjoying the company of Twilight Sparkle and her friends in the doughnut shop immediately following the events of The Best Night Ever a disappointed Princess Celestia send a letter off to Prince Blueblood explaining the implications of his failure of the "Rarity Test", among other things...

Nightmare Night has an interesting effect on ponies.

For Flash Sentry, he seems to lose some common sense.

Sunset Shimmer has an assignment due that morning, there is only one problem standing in her way of academic perfection.... Windows update. Will she be able to finish her essay on time, and keep her school record of no late or missing assignments?

Probably not.

This is a joke fic about bad fanfics with self insert black and red OC alicorns. The poor writing is intentional. The first person narration is intentional. All the things that make a bad fanfic bad is intentional.

Now that is out of the way, onto the actual description. Mary Sue and her brother, Gary Stu, are suddenly taken to Equestria after their mom tells them to do homework. We all know how this song and dance goes.

Sometimes its hard to be a narrator. Join one as he tries to write a Spike and Sweetie Belle ship fic. The attempt will take him quite a long way as the ponies show him that just cause you can type, doesn't mean anypony is gonna cooperate.

Edited With Help By Mountain Bell

This story is a sequel to The Tale of The Lost Narrator

You’ve heard the tale of a beloved lost and a mare forever searching and now you’ve met with a terrible fate. Don't worry though, Beloved's found you and it's her turn to tell you a story while she guides you from this life to the next.

The dramatic reading can be found here!

Cover art provided by Cole Petty

Special thanks goes to Magpiepony for helping with prereading and editing.

Make sure to check out the Sequel to this story: Stained Memories

In a letter to some students at a school, the Grim Reaper describes how a day in his life typically goes, starting at midnight, and ending at the stroke of midnight the next day.

Not many ponies can put up with Prince Blueblood, we all know that. But he has somehow found love in a quiet stallion who only meets him in his quarters. And why must they keep this relationship a secret?

This is part crackship, part OTP. Just a oneshot. Read and review! And most importantly, enjoy!

King Sombra wanders around the Crystal Castle before Celestia and Luna arrive and begins wondering about his Empire.

(Warning: All from Sombra's POV)

Cover Art by: Oak Sabletwist