How'd that Changeling end up at the wedding anyway? Read on for his tale of woe and inconvenience at the hooves of a lazy and paranoid Queen Chrysalis.

If this feels rushed, it's because I wrote it in the hour and a half after the episode ended, hoping to be the first one to address the topic with a story. Then the finicky approval pipeline happened. But rather than complain about that, I'd like to take a moment to thank the story-approvers for the vital but inglorious work they do. They've had to trudge through 55 of my abominations, and anypony (or 'ling) who can survive that has my immense respect.

Happy reading!

A girl made a mistake.

Now she talks to her sister about it.

Since people are being put off by the title, I'll say it here. The title is not directly related to the fic's contents. Don't be expecting a story about someone dying. It's metaphorical, not literal.

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She saw things differently
*than those around her
**so focused on life
***they did not live
****but she never worried
*****for the universe was
******always singing to her.

This is the story
of Tree Hugger's Cutie Mark,
cover image here.

Twilight Sparkle is still having a hard time adjusting to the new castle, but her friend Pinkie has a plan on how to fix that. After setting up a slumber party, Pinkie begins pulling out the games. When she brings out Truth and Dare, things start to get a little crazy.

Twilight has worked herself clear to the point of exhaustion in order to set up The Grand Equestrian Summit in Canterlot. After she collapses, Spike is tasked by Cadence with the essential mission of making sure Twilight isn't disturbed while she catches up on the sleep she's missed.

When a herd of ponies come knocking at Twilight's door though, it falls to Spike to deal with them.

So, naturally, he does the smart thing and solves everything.

Organizing all the inter-dimensional travelers the Equestrian realms receive may not be the most glamorous job, but somepony has to do it.

That's what Princess Celestia told me, but she neglected to say that somepony also has to explain to these surprised, probably upset, and possibly dangerous travelers just what the heck is going on. At least, she neglected to until I already took the job.

My name is Sharp Styli, and I really should have stayed in school.

Edited by Noble Thought.

Hoofenmouth is starting out at a new school. Cool. The students there seem nice. Cool. Typical day for the first day, nothing to write home about. Cool.

But Hoof sees that a large number of girls in the student body—damn near all of them, in fact—are wearing short skirts or dresses. And seeing this makes the troubled boy perpetually horny.

Not cool.

Hopefully, Hoof's problem won't be too bad. Or at least won't come too quickly . . .

FEATURED ON:
5/17/2015
5/18/2015

AWESOME!!

Rated "Teen" for some naughty thoughts and heavy, heavy implications of premature ejaculation and masturbating.

Rarity accidentally flushes Gummy down the toilet, and Pinkie Pie is not happy. Not happy at all.

No, Twilight did not expect Town Hall to be magically turned into a crystal dome, leaving terrified ponies trapped inside its beautiful walls.

No, she didn't expect roads upon roads of Ponyville would be switched into glittering gold, blinding any ponies who came near or even walked upon them.

Again, no, she didn't believe the mayor when she was told organic trees had been turned into an assortment of statues made of another fluorescent type of crystal, now as thick and as hard as stone.

Actually, no, she wasn't that surprised when she was told somepony had used Dark Magic.

But she was when the residents looked to her alone to clean up the entire mess. Being a Princess wasn't too bad until now.

****

Starts Post, then goes into the aftermath of Inspiration Manefistation

Coverart created by johnjoseco

We've all wondered what could happen if a pony from Equestria suddenly appeared in our house — but what if that pony turned out to be your own OC?

Seven authors collaborated to answer this very question.

These are their stories.