I'm your average, everyday teenager. Struggling with school, girls, and the complex mysteries of life. Oh, and a little pink hyperactive pony that lives in my computer. I don't think there's anything wrong with me, and I just want to get on with my life. Of course, this pony disagrees. Nothing special, just an outlet for the events of my daily life, with a little creativity and fun thrown in. Little bits here and there can make our whole worlds brighter, after all.

Follow my daily life and hijinks as Pinkie Pie and friends try to make my life more interesting, all through a computer screen and keyboard.

This is marked as complete, as I plan on adding more chapters at some point, I just don't know when. More characters will be added as time goes on. Granted, I use the Comedy tag when the only comedy is in passing moments, but honestly, FimFiction doesn't have a "philosophy" tag.

Style is primarily taken from this. I thoroughly enjoyed the idea of consciously breaking the fourth wall beyond repair. This isn't a parody nor a rewrite nor a tribute, it isn't anything like that - I simply took the writing style and did it my way and my story. I'm sorry if I ruined anything. It was an interesting experience, as usually I enjoy long narratives and such, and so having to maintain constant concentration with the writing itself - like holding a conversation was very difficult to keep to. I hope some parts aren't too foncusing. All opinions and criticisms welcome!

I notice now that the source I drew inspiration from was not the first of it's kind. This really hasn't deterred me. I also get that some are more active in their ruination of the fourth wall. Some are even more structured story-wise. I still hope you all enjoy reading my offering.

Legal stuff... Characters and such owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust. I am copyright myself. Cover image by semehammer from deviantart.

A gothic tale of romance turned asunder, where a talented barber returns after a 15 year exile wrongfully placed on him. With nothing left in his life but his razors, he gets to work... Rebuilding his shop to present Ponyville, his home once upon a time, with a believable facade, and concocting a diabolical plot against the one who destroyed "Benjamin Barker" so many years ago. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd, and he will have his revenge...

Scootaloo is a small pegasus with big dreams, one of those dreams is to be even more famous than her idol, Rainbow Dash. To get there, though, she needs to do a bit of growing, and first of all she needs to learn how to fly. A new invention from her friend Doctor Whooves may get her there in no time at all, literally before she knows it.

Cover image from Snapai! http://snapai.deviantart.com/art/Buck-to-the-Future-260010765

After a long day of work, Spike shares an intimate moment with Rarity that sparks a budding relationship. Together, the two recover from tragedy and move toward an uncertain future and inevitable conclusion.

A short romance set several years after the conclusion of the series.

When strange ponies from another world suddenly pony-nap all her friends, Pinkie Pie must find a way to defeat their master all on her own. Blamed for the crime herself, she has no help from Celestia and just about every pony in Ponyville is convinced that she's finally cracked. Who can she possibly find to fill in for the other Elements of Harmony, and help her defeat the ancient evil behind it all?

This story occurs after Discord is defeated but prior to the rest of season 2. Story is featured on Equestria Daily and is now officially a 'six star' rated story! Full size image can also be found there.

Special thanks to my editor Florentine

TV Tropes entry is here.

Other images:
reference of what Blinkie and Inkie's cutie marks look like
The G1 team

This story was written for National Pony Writing Month 2011. I completed the required amount for PonyWriMo on 20th of September.

Also features: Inkie Pie, Blinkie Pie, Twilight (G1), Applejack (G1), Sparkler, Posey, Surprise, Firefly

The following is a collection of One Shots or Side Stories that tie into the Silent Ponyville canon but do not directly effect the main storyline, just add to the appreciation of it. If you have not read the Silent Ponyville series then you will likely miss what can be appreciated from these stories.

More than Two Sisters: Just as Pinkie must come to term with Bellamina's passing, so must Octavia. The show mare decides to give her youngest sibling a proper send off when she gets an unexpected visitor.

A Party for Two Sisters: Pinkie Pie must reflect over the passing of her sister on her last days visiting her old home. She remembers an old memento of her sister that she desires and goes to find it. However, she is greeted to an unexpected event as she searches.

I Met a God Today: Ever wonder what became of The Colt from Silent Ponyville? A short look into the mind of a Sociopath in his jail cell and why he's still alive.

Visit From the Pink Mare: A 'What If' scenario where Pinkie Pie goes and confronts The Colt who haunted her mind for so many years.

Silent Ponyville 2 Ending: Was it Inevitable?+: A fan extension of this particular ending to Silent Ponyville 2. Dash must confront Fluttershy on the hasty choice she made in her life.

Spike is far too young for her, of course.
That means they'll have to keep it their sweet little secret.

Rarity's home makes a perfect love nest,
a wonderful place for a few hours of passionate kisses and gentle caresses in the dark.

In an effort to keep her mind occupied, Twilight Sparkle decides to delve once again into the grand mysteries of Pinkie Pie. This time, Twilight's focus is on her claims of growing up on a rock farm: like so many things related to Pinkie Pie, the idea that somepony could grow rocks as an agricultural product makes absolutely no sense. However, the investigation eventually leads Twilight to a rather... surprising discovery.

This is the first story in The Petriculture Cycle.

Artwork by Page Turner. Now with a TV Tropes page.