Discord is immortal - or at the very least he's lived a really long time - and sometimes, that can get boring, especially when you've promised to be (relatively) good. So, he decides to reap another form of chaos and insult as many ponies in Equestria as he can!

I don't know, I was bored and wrote this. I apologize in advance.
Inspired by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from HHG2TG and Arthur from Fable III

Derpy has led a long and fulfilling life. But time claims us all. We now remember all the things that made her a great mare.

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Many thanks to Fallen Prime and Regidar, for his help making this the best it could be.

Learning to accept the unacceptable is difficult, even for Scootaloo. After a crash, she must learn how to cope and to accept the consequences. One-shot, Scootaloo centric.

We always were kinda an unlikely couple, but I don't think I would've had it any other way. We loved each other and that was always good enough for me. And now, after she's gone, I visit her every week, bringing with me a flower and a song.

Written for a one hour Hearts and Hooves day writing challenge.

Octavia is a high-class pony. Fine alcohol is her wont, and uncouthness her intense chagrin. Such is her surprise to find herself lumbered with an insufferable oaf of a DJ pony. However, sometimes these situations work themselves into a satisfactory ultimatum all the same.