When the gym class teacher breaks her leg during a martial arts session, Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna have to turn to someone they didn't want to turn to from the beginning.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

Rated 'TEEN!(?)'
Expect swearing. Lots and LOTS of swearing, and also sexual humour.
Set within the Equestria Girls universe. Set before events of Sunset Shimmer's downfall.

You work for a taco store that you hate. Your job sucks. You hate your boss. And your very slowly starting to hate your life. But when a new customer catches your eye, it just might lead your lives for the better.

Rated T for Tacos.

In the town of Ponyville, three newcomers arrive on its streets. One of them is the egoistic Mystery Keystone. He is a wise-cracking, razor-sharp wit, intelligent, and mysterious crackerjack pony. He is also dead . . . a skeleton. This is his story.

Yes, Mystery is the pony version of Skulduggery Pleasant.

Long ago, Celestia created the Spanish Inquisition and put three strange stallions in charge for unknown reasons. While Twilight goes to question her mentor about this, Spike, Rarity, Applejack, and Granny Smith all have encounters with these three zealots. They didn't expect them at all, and they are all very confused.

Ponified Version of Monty Python's Flying Circus Sketch "The Spanish Inquisition." If you've never seen it, shame on you, and here's a link: Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition
Hope you all enjoy. If not, I blame it on being my first story.

As Princess Erroria walked home from school that faithful day, she could hear a strange cry coming from a near by well. As she peered into the well, she saw an unusual pink creature.

"Don't worry, I'll save you." Princess Erroria stated.

Cover art by Jacob Bading

Finals are approaching at Canterlot High and with the Dazzlings affair solved, Sunset Shimmer can finally concentrate on her studies, but for someone else it's also an occasion to get revenge on the girl that played a major role in their defeat...

Rated Teen for ecchi situations

It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country...
None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls.
Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check.
But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it...
And remember:
Glory to Arstotzka.

San Franciscolt. It's a large, bustling town on the coast, filled with ponies of all kinds. Watch as everyone's favorite ponies try to find their way in this large city. Of course, they'd be lost without the services of the local taxi drivers.

Hey, hey, that's right! It's time to get craaaazy! We got crazy cool music and crazy cool drivin' when you click those chapters, so let's see if those cabbies can make some craaaazy money! Are you ready?

He won a magic duel against Princess Celestia... with His wings.

He preformed a Sonic Rainboom... with the rocket jets He made by hoof.

He went back in time... and bucked King Sombra off the Crystal Tower.

He is The Most Interesting Colt in the World... and He's making a visit to a little town named Ponyville.

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This is a collaboration fanfic. These two authors met up in Michigan and came up with this stupid splendiferous idea.

Authors are:
FlanChan
Dunsparce

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Final Pinkie Pie joke source: WinterTwister
Final Fluttershy joke source: Sliverfish

Curse that dratted mailmare!

Bon Bon makes candy. It's just in her nature. She's done it since she was very small. However, many of her usual customers are going to Canterlot, for Doughnut Joe has revealed new pastries and candies the likes of which Equestria has never seen. Bon Bon isn't happy about that, so when she discovers that the secret ingredients for Joe's candies are being transported from Ponyville by Derpy, she gathers some cohorts together to stop that Derpy!

Inspired by the old cartoon Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines.

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