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Sgt GobSmacker

You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!


When the gym class teacher breaks her leg during a martial arts session, Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna have to turn to someone they didn't want to turn to from the beginning.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

Rated 'TEEN!(?)'
Expect swearing. Lots and LOTS of swearing, and also sexual humour.
Set within the Equestria Girls universe. Set before events of Sunset Shimmer's downfall.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 357 )

Hell, I like you, you can come over my house and fuck my sister!

"Did your parents have any children that lived? I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

My friend you had my curiosity but now you have my attention.

I've got to know what happens next.

This is amazing. Remember, always give him a reach around!

I'm giggling like a madman. I just LOVE Drill Sergeant Nasty types!! :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::heart:

Yes, just fucking YES

*pulls up chair* dis gonna be gud

Oh my goodness this will give me wet dreams tonight!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?!

Oh, I'm so looking forward to this.

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Oh Lord, yet another masterpiece from the master of the craft!

I look forward to this one...

I am so looking forward to the next chapter.

God help any watermelons, or am I thinking of someone else?


Evil smile activated. It's time to show these brats who the real boss is in the school and it ain't Celestia.

I want more of this!!

feel like this story is going to make me miss his show "mail call"

"I think the best part of you rolled down the crack of your momma's ass and left a stain on the mattress!"

I like the concept and eagerly await for more.

Some mistakes I've found:

'Why did Spitfire even need to (learn/try/do) those martial art lessons?!'

Physical exercise was important(.,) it was more or less compulsory at Canterlot High.

So is it a comma, a period, or a semicolon?

I know I didn't catch them all, but I don't have the time to fully commit. (in other words, you may need to get an editor)

Best of luck, stay healthy, and update soon!


the only way to make this better is if you put in major pain to then as discord says "oh the chaos":pinkiecrazy:

Please let him scream at diamond tiara and silver spoon and snips and snails and Trixie. But so help me god he screams at fluttershy DI Hartman will pay >:[|]


If he yells at Babs, there's gonna be hell to pay.


TRAINING TIME OUT!:raritydespair:

this. Is going to be. AWSOME!

Theory #1: Dislikers haven't seen Full Metal Jacket...
Theory #2: Dislikers dislike because the like disliking...

Sums it up pretty much.

I'll P.T you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

LMFAO, I can't wait to read this. I have waited for this moment for so long. :rainbowlaugh:

Bring the boot camp memories back. Some of the things they would say... funny as shit. :rainbowlaugh: can't wait to read more.

You...beautiful mother fucker...


Pfft. Amateur.

I'll be watching this. If I find your Drill Sergeant-isms to be lacking, I may have to intervene...

This is going to be good. :-)

... Wait, his name is Eric Hartman? Well shit, now I'm just gonna see him as this

We like where this is heading.:pinkiehappy:

Oh damn... This gonna be good!

Comment posted by ThatClosetBrony deleted Sep 22nd, 2014


This is rated mature.

For language.

I better be seeing some damn good swears and abusive behavior, or I'm not going to be happy.

Comment posted by Broly Saiyan of Legend deleted Sep 22nd, 2014

This is going to be such a treat...:pinkiecrazy:

As soon as I read the "You little scumbag" I was completely sold on this idea.

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