When Rainbow Dash receives the verdict that her final grade is in jeopardy, she enlists the help of most eggheadiest person she knows.

Unfortunately, she encounters a problem. A naked problem.

A very naked problem.

A comedy of the nudist variety.

It brings me great pride to say that this fic inspired the Nudists and Nudity group. Go check it out for all your barebacked needs!

Rated "T" for trigonometry.
Sex tag is for lewd jokes and language, not sex scenes.

Sometimes it's just a little mistake. Sometimes missing a single instruction or saving a couple of button presses can create truly horrible situations. How will Twilight fix this? And how will her reputation survive?

Edit: A hundred likes in two days? Guys, I can't even explain how awesome that makes me feel. You guys are awesome, you've put me on cloud nine for a couple of days now. I'd like to shoot a thanks to everyone who faved, liked and commented on this. It's well appreciated and was much needed.

Think you're smart? Think you have a discerning eye? This story will test your intelligence.

It is very rare for Pinkie Pie to be gifted with such a horrible day where everything seems to go wrong, however as she has that exact day, she begins to notice something strange.

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Thanks to Stargazer for the help in brainstorming.

Sarsaparilla- pronounced [ ˌsa:spə'rilə ]

“And drink sarsaparilla,” Pinkie Pie would always say.

But what was sarsaparilla? Pinkie Pie didn’t know even though she suggested it to all of her friends. She longed to try the mysterious drink and one day, her curiosity peaked.

Pinkie pie and Applejack team up to create a brand new delicious creation that will change the world!
But it turns out, this new creation has a much much much deeper darker power..
Wait... Maybe I'm exaggerating this a little...

Pinkie Pie loves sugar. It's the one thing she wouldn't replace with anything.

Until one fateful day, that changes for the worst.

Two outlaws get more than they bargained for when they kidnap a young Pinkie Pie for ransom.

(Fusion crossover with O. Henry's short story "The Ransom Of Red Chief" Featured on EQD 2/15/14)

When Pinkie Pie hears that the moon is made of cheese, she decides to eat it!

Pinkie is forced to go to Colgate - the new dentist in town - to get her teeth checked out. Unfortunately for Colgate, Pinkie is her first customer in Ponyville - she wasn't really counting on looking at the teeth of someone like that.