After a few months in Equestria Anon is summoned by Celestia, although he doesn't know why. Needless to say he's somewhat apprehensive of speaking with the horse overlord, lets all keep our fingers/hooves crossed for the poor guy!

This is just a completely absurd one shot I thought up while at work today. I don't figure it'll do that well but, to me, it was too damn funny not to write down. If nothing else I hope y'all get a chuckle out of it!

Your life in Equestria sucks and you really just want to kill yourself.

Written for Aragon's Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest

Cadance thought it would be a normal quiet day, that is until Anon, the most evil villain Equestria has ever seen, stumbles in her throne room.

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Now with a sequel: The After Days

When Rarity comes over to Twilight's place one day Twilight doesn't understand why until Rarity begins to torture her with tickling

Sunset was a student of the Princess, a magical prodigy, a diplomat and adventurer long before CHS. She was a researcher, an academic, a fighter, a lover, a general and a thief. She's been to far away countries, alien worlds and deadly jungles, crossed sea and scaled mountains, fought mythical beasts and rescued damsels in distress (and some times the other way around).
So when the time is right and audience is willing, she has tales and stories to tell, to amaze and to astonish.

Some may be tall tales, other - honest truth, and none may tell which is which, yet still, each story is what made Sunset who she is today.

Notes:
I may accept prompts. Prompts must be in the form of a non-English or obscure fixed expression.
There's no schedule or promises for this fic collection. I write them as they come to me.

Daffy. This is her name. Thanks to the MLP series I drew an OC, who is alive now. She is a giant imaginary pony, who tries to be my friend. And of course I wanna be her friend too, because I created her and gave her personality.

The galaxies are in a terrifying war with a genocidal machine race and the zombie like fungal horde, yet the pristine Equestria is light years away from the conflict. Ruby Heart, the banished necromancer, and her husband, Havok, are on the intergalactic space station that orbits Equestria. They wish to stay under disguise while their crew mates enjoy the planet. Princess Luna has other ideas.

Based off of a roleplaying game that I played in. Ruby Heart and Havok were characters I created in a space opera. Havok the wayward ghost, and the crystal pony Ruby Heart. It has been a long time since that game has been on hiatus and wanted to write something with them.

I never wanted this. All I wanted was a nice, quiet weekend away from the real world. Just me and a couple of friends out in the mountains for a few days, grilling out, camping, hunting, maybe a bit of fishing. It was going to be a nice change from the tedium of everyday life.

That was before the fall.

Now I'm trapped in a strange world filled with alien creatures, caught in the middle of a war I have no part in. And if I want any chance of getting back home in one piece, I'm going to have to choose one side and live or die by that decision.

I had hoped to get away from everything. Now I'd give anything to have it all back.

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First featured on 27 Aug 2016!

Nearly two thousand years before the founding of Equestria, the mortal races of the ancient kingdoms rose up against the Alicorn Imperium that had ruled over them, treating them as little more than slaves for millennia. One by one the alicorns of the Imperium were hunted down. Most were executed for their crimes against those they considered 'lesser' ponies. But a few of the most powerful were imprisoned for all time. They should have killed them all.

After nearly three thousand years imprisoned, one of them has broken the bonds of her prison. Now she seeks to reestablish the dominance of the alicorn race, and overthrow the disgraceful excuses for alicorns that are currently in power.

Sunset Shimmer is a pony, so she likes pony things. Granted, a nice hayburger isn't exactly easy to come by in the human world, but that shouldn't stop her from using the products she's used to from Equestria, right?

Well, her humans friends might disagree, as Rarity does when finds a rather odd bottle of shampoo in Sunset's bathroom.

A short little story inspired by the Equestria Girls Monday Blue music video and my fellow fans of Sunset Shimmer, especially RileyAV, who noticed a peculiar bottle on Sunset's shelves in the last music video.