Scout screws around with a teleporter and instead of losing a limb, he finds three colorful ponies staring back at him.

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It's Sunset Shimmer and Sci-Twi's first date, and they want to spend it somewhere special. So, they go to the Canterlot deli and bar for their first date. But when she sees their waiter give Sunset a Whiskey Bon-Bon, she snatches it away and says she'll eat it herself, since she knows what happens when Sunset gets drunk. Their first date turns into one silly adventure for a confused Sunset Shimmer and a very drunk Twilight Sparkle.

(Just to Clarify, there are no sex scenes. That tab is there because of sexual gestures and a lot of swearing from Twilight.)

Applebloom and the rest of the Cutie Mark Crusaders have tried everything they can think of to get their cutie marks. But when they are introduced to a certain something called the internet, a whole new world of possibilties opens up for them.

(All references are to whoever originally created them, and yes, there are going to be a lot of references in this story.)

Daring Do, famous adventurer and secret writer under the name A.K. Yearling, has been traveling under the disguise of the jungle to the temple of Ta Ponyhm, searching for a legendary artifact; The Golden Mirror. And if the temple wasn’t enough, she’s also been hunted by a terrible cult leader named Luddic Path and his followers. But a new package of trouble gets added up as she is captured by a unicorn magician.

My second entry for the May 2020 Pairing Contest

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After a millennium waiting for the night of her sisters return, Celestia is ready to enact her plan to save her sister of the dark magic that corrupter her.
The castle was empty to prevent collateral casualties, and Twilight had been making friends in Ponyville to later be able to wield the elements.
She now only had to wait for her sisters return, and play her part.

But things don’t go as she expected

This story is a sequel to Chaos and Madness

After a month of insistence, Discord finally managed to convince Chrysalis to join him as his advisor to bring chaos to Equestria and laugh together at the expense of the ponies.
However, he still insists Chrysalis to better her life with little outings in Ponyville disguised as a unicorn mare named Organic Polymer.

It’s only a matter of time until their partnership gets noticed.

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Chrysalis had been in exile for some time now, and had found a quiet life in the forest, talking to herself and to wooden replicas of her subjects and enemies.
But her crazed peace was interrupted when Discord started visiting her lair, annoying her with questions and tricks that according to him, were to amuse her, but looked more like he was just mocking her.
But today is different.

Today he brings an offer to her.

From one villain to another.

My first entry for the May 2020 Pairing Contest

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"Lying in a field of glass,/Underneath the overpass,/Mangled in the shards of a mental frame,/Woken from a dream by my own name." -Death Cab For Cutie, 'Underneath The Sycamore'

Gallus sneaks out of the dorms into the night and is found by two of his friends, gazing up at the stars. To their surprise and confusion, he's been talking to his parents.

Delta Vee dreads Wednesday.

Wednesday is when she has to pick up her daughter, Apogee, for her court-ordered family time.

Delta Vee dreads Friday.

Friday is when she has to give Apogee back.

Inspired by King Crimson.

This story is a sequel to Blood in the sand

It started as a normal picnic. A picnic that becomes a journey in Space, where nopony has ever gone before.

Can they find a way home?

Anther un-canon sequel to Blood in the Sand.