I dropped a gallon of LSD straight out a milk carton, logged on, typed this all in a single session, and passed out.
Hopefully the goats in my attic are gone.
This was inspired by one youtube video alone. But that didn't stop me from ripping off of other sources as well. Seriously, try to find something in here that isn't at least similar to something else you're aware of. This was written hilariously bad on purpose for the sake of satire.
The OC tag is going to be used rather loosely...
"What I'm doing is wrong. I know it's wrong. But I'm gonna do it anyway" - TheMysteriousMrEnter