Nurse Redheart gives a eulogy.
Do something about it.

Edited by Seventh Heaven

This story is a sequel to Mundane Utility

Nopony seems to understand how hard this is on her. Maybe Zipp can find joy in social isolation, but the more sensible of the sisters recognizes that she's been largely cut off from fame, fortune, and the constant reinforcing platitudes of those who clearly love her. Still, when Pipp is truly feeling lost, she can always power up Bestie, check the views on her latest video upload, and bask in the approval of the upvote count --

-- what's that little red symbol? That's never been there before...

...okay. Even more to the point: who cast that downvote, and how can Pipp make sure they never do it again?

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

While the story is labeled as a sequel, this just indicates that it takes place after the original tale. No extra reading is required.

You love your new unicorn marefriend. She's cute, she's funny, she's energetic, she's optimistic, and she's everything you've ever dreamed of. Somehow, you're everything she's ever dreamed of too, and you've quickly become Maretime Bay's newest power couple.

Unfortunately for everyone else, your combined lovestruck mayhem may be a bit... much.

This is the first story I ever wrote, and I'm keeping it here to have a reminder of where I came from.

This is my original story in all of its glory cancer.

Enjoy.

c:

EDIT: Apparently this description has to be longer to upload this. This should just about do it.

It's been a long while since you've come to Equestria. You've made good friends with Sunny and her six friends so far while everypony else seemed to tolerate you for the most part. But Zipp was always the one pony you hung out with the most.

However, when you and she go down to Maretime Bay's beach and watch the sunset after a long day of chilling in the water, she asks you something that would lead to something you'd never expect.

EDIT: Jesus, I literally just posted this and it's already featured #1!

For her crimes of time travel and endangerment of Equestria, Twilight subjects Starlight to a deserved punishment.

This story is a sequel to Anon runs the 1s with the bug queen

After 1v1ing bug queen and absolutely running her fade, Anon thinks he can now take on Sunny D. Why exactly? Well he beat up the over sized ant and that broke into his house, and Sunbutt lost to her so surely he can take on the number 1 cake eater in the world.

(I love taking a photo off the internet and putting GREEN over it, I am so original )
(Anon 1v1ing the bug queen is no longer a 1 shot i am truly getting desprate )

The bug queen has broken into Anon's house, he dose not like this and immediately starts boxing the house fly that now resides in his house. (spoiler the swiss cheese pony gets her ass beat)
(bad photo shop I know )

You've been in Equestria for a while now, and you've been in a romantic relationship with Sunny Starscout during that time. But what you didn't know is that since this world is dominated by ponies instead of humans, Sunny decides to show her affection to you in a way one would least expect.

Sire's Hollow is a quaint little town not too far from Ponyville. Anon would never have any reason to set foot in the place were it not for his best friend, Sunburst, asking him for a massive solid:

Keep his mother, Stellar Flare, preoccupied for a few days while he conducts research on the town's recently discovered magical properties.

Sunburst loves his mom, and they've worked through their communication issues before, but as head of the Sire's Hollow Development Committee, she would never approve of the tests he intends to run. So, Anon will act as a "distraction," allowing Sunburst to get done before she notices.

He does a better job than either of them were expecting.