Ah, sunrise. The perfect time for a cup of coffee!
... or ten.
... okay, fine, twenty.
Seriously, how much caffeine does it take to kill an alicorn anyways? And what is her morning routine like?
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
Ah, sunrise. The perfect time for a cup of coffee!
... or ten.
... okay, fine, twenty.
Seriously, how much caffeine does it take to kill an alicorn anyways? And what is her morning routine like?
It wasn't that Roseluck was struggling in the monetary sense. In fact, given a recent boom at the florist she co-owned with Lily Valley, which included the onboarding of several new shift staff, she suddenly found herself with an excess of free time.
She reasoned that given her aptitude for helping plants to flourish, she could easily apply the same love and care to the pets of her fellow townsfolk. Thus, she opted to advertise part time petsitting services with a note in the window of Quills & Sofas.
Her first letter of reply... was unusual, to put it lightly.
Cover art courtesy of ZantyARZ on DeviantArt.
My entry for the Comedy category of The A Thousand Words Contest III!
Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.
What makes this hell, again?
Now has two Spanish translations, one by SPANIARD KIWI and another by Pugg-Senpai.
When Spike and Starlight get invited to a couple's night out with their friends, they agree just for the sake of doing something with their weekend. But they would never get caught up in the hype of romance like their friends have, though. They're way too cool for that, right?
...Right?
A collaboration with Curify!
Art by Figgot
Trixie and Spike brave the depths of the fast food industry.
When Twilight Sparkle is trapped in Google Docs, it's up to you to help her return to Equestria. Can you two figure out how to get her back home?
The 8th annual Daring Do convention in Manehatten grows bigger and better with every passing year. New friends are made, fandom strengths are deepened, and all involved will pray for the good times to never end.
But end, they must. Home, we must go. And since hotel beds are rarely conducive to a good nights sleep, so the return journey may be a struggle for Rainbow Dash.
Cover artwork courtesy of Monstrum Arts on Twitter.
Not remotely inspired by my own return journey from a convention here in the UK just this very week, no sir-ee you can't prove a thing, I plead the fifth. Wait, what do you mean we can't plead the fifth in the UK? Ugh.
The Legion Of Doom are finally free from the stultifying confines of their stone prison! There's just one thing stopping them from resuming their terrifying campaign of terror though, and it's a pretty major one...
Featured from 25-27 May '25. Zinger.
Applejack has some chores to do.
Rarity wants to go on the lake.
Come hell or high water, one of these girls will get what they want.
An entry into the Dialogue-Only Contest.
The past can be a tricky thing. There may be pieces of it that you wish you could erase, or others you desperately want to relive just one more time. In the end, all you can do is move forward.
Because while the past is written in stone, immovable and irreplaceable, the future is being shaped like puddy. And before it dries, you'll have time to leave your mark.
Edited by the beautiful Jacky Fresh, and credit to him for the title as well!