Golden Bracer, a Lieutenant of Celestia's Royal Guard, has desires that somewould declare shameful, perhaps even indecent. One day, however, these desires find him invited into Princess Celestia's own private quarters. With his honor as a guardspony on the line, Golden Bracer can only hope to keep his secret safe.

When a being lives a life of immortality, said being tends to become lonely, bored, and generally manic depressive...when TWO beings are immortal, said beings tend to become inseparable and the meaning to eachothers' existence. When—and stay with me now—THREE immortal beings are in contact, jealousy and rivalry is quickly spawned. When FOUR (count'em! F.O.U.R.!) immortal beings are forced to coexist, each with very different views on life and reality, love is sparked, hatred to grown, mettle is tested, and wars are waged...when one of these immortal beings spawns a split-personality dark side, all hell is reigned upon Equestria in a Cataclysm which is foretold to occur once every ten millennia.

Your body will be unprepared.

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Crossover between Scott Pilgrim and My Little Pony

Rainbow Dash's life is so awesome, She's 23 years old, in a rock band, "between jobs" and dating a cute high school girl. Everything is fantastic until a seriously mind blowing, rollerblading delivery girl named Twilight Sparkle starts cruising through her dreams. But the path to Twi isn't all rose petals, she's got seven evil exes and they are standing in the way. Can Dash beat the bad guys without turning her little life upside down?

All credit for the Original story idea and plot goes to Bryan Lee O'Malley for creating Scott Pilgrim.
I tried to make it as original as can be.
Enjoy

From the smallest of mistakes can butterfly the greatest of disasters. Even reality itself is not safe, for even the very Laws of Creation themselves are being thrown to the wind. Now, two worlds connected by the fundamental Laws of Creation begin to collide, bringing two antitheses together in a maelstrom of biblical proportions. And when that happens, nothing will matter but a glitch in the system, the very same ghost in the machine that brought these two worlds together. Only six brave mares can possibly stem the tide of ruin and face the very Laws of Creation themselves.

Based on the timeless story of "Kickassia", Twilight Sparkle with the aid of her own alliance of "mixed-nuts" plans to do the impossible, the unthinkable, the completely ridiculous: Overthrow Equestria!
No one will be safe, no one will be left out, no one... will understand why this is even happening.
You will laugh, you will cry, you will wondering how this makes even a single piece of sense and what sort crazy world have I stumbled into.
From the creative minds behind "Know Your Mare" and "Former Edict" comes a less than epic tale...

Egg-cracking and witty LA Detective Cole Phelps has solved many seemingly impossible cases. He put the right men and women behind bars, killed criminals before they could commit their next crime, and gave hope to the LA Police Department. The question is, where did that flood of water lead him? Did it actually kill him? During his funeral, his casket was closed. Secretly, the police didn't want the public to know that his body was never found. Considering this, and his personality, how will the observant detective fare in a world devoid of crime and murder? More pressingly, how will he fare in the land of ponies?

A LA Noire Crossover.

Thank you, HenryAnthonyCourtler, for the new cover image! His new one seems more fitting with Cole Phelps' bond with Rarity.

WARNING STRAIGHT RAINBOW DASH!

After reluctantly agreeing to come to Twilight's second official slumber party, Rainbow Dash finds herself trotting off just managing to keep her lunch down as all of her friends begin to discuss beauty tips and overly mushy-gushy feelings on colts. There she finds sompony (Or more correctly, some dragon) who shares more in common with her than thought.

Shippy-ish, only romance if you want there to be.

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====Originally Written June 2011=====EQD Link====
There is a shadow to all of existence, a place that all worlds are shielded from by a thin veil. A Dark Place, where a single presence plots and struggles to consume all creation with its darkness. The author Alan Wake is one who has defeated this Dark Presence, but to save his wife and his world Alan had to remain trapped in the darkness.

Now, through his struggles to return to his wife, Alan has unintentionally released the Darkness and an old villain upon Equestria. To fix the mistake, Alan starts a new story with Twilight Sparkle as the protagonist. Can the unicorn find the strength to face the darkness, or is all of Equestria doomed to be the victim in the dreadful horror story?

Note: Story assumes no preceding knowledge of the game Alan Wake. Written for any MLP:FiM fan to enjoy.

He's old, he's disfigured, he's downright decrepit, but he's content with his life, and proud of his choices. He's proud of his friends, and he will always remember his best friend.