It's Celestia's birthday, and Luna has planned something special for her sister. A birthday worth one thousand years isn't that bad, right?

Celestia wished it wasn't like that. . .

The night Sunset Shimmer got into a fight with Princess Celestia was the last night she would see her ever her again. What was supposed to be a final journey through the portal to the human world becomes a situation of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

There once was a unicorn called Wordsmith, he was frozen in stone under a different name however. After spending weeks working for Discord as Wordsmith, he somehow managed to have his identity returned, along with the memories the name would entail.

Now Phoenix is trying to find his family to try to make amends, but there's some things that you just can't forgive yourself for.

Sunset Shimmer decides that being goth would be way cooler than being a popular girl, but she finds something out from Aria.

It isn't.

After a mishap with the ghost portal, Danny Fenton finds himself stuck in the strange world of Equestria. The worst part? He's got enemies here, too.

Part 2 onwards will be written with the help of MissytheAngle!

Part 1 going through re-edits by Curify. This dude is awesome, I seriously can't say enough about his greatness as both an editor and a friend. Thanks, man.

Lately, tons of people on the internet have been referring to Sunset Shimmer as their "waifu". She's caught wind of it, but she's confused. What's a "waifu", and why is everyone saying she's better than other "waifus"?

Flarp is no ordinary Dunsparce, he is the God of Dunsparces. So what happens when he decides he wants to go visit Equestria? Utter stupidness ensures

Fluttershy has a crush on a certain someone but has no idea what to tell them but does know what to get them for Christmas

Sunset is about to drop her new mixtape, The Bacon B**** Chronicles.

Spike dies. A lot.

Edited by MissyAngel

Preread by Dunsparce, Kinky Pie, and The Cry Baby Wiener Licker