While visiting the Rock Farm, Anonymous chats up Limestone Pie. One thing led to another, and the next minute, he surprises her with a belly rub.

There's just one problem though: If he stops, she'll kill him.

Based off this idea in the Discord, by Fresnor.

Anonymous goes to a cafe and takes a chance on approaching a cold looking mare.

This is just a bit of nonsense I wrote on a whim. Feel free to tear it apart!

You find find narrations for both chapters here:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

It's narrated by Forgotten Dreams, Mica, Wuten, and Agent0Fluffy! Thanks lads!

Anon Challenges Discord to stop his reign of Chaos after he breaks free from his stone prison. A challenge is issued and nopony is sure who will win but they are sure of one thing. The battle will be very, very, VERY... Annoying.

Sex tag is for suggestive stuff

It was a cold winter's day in Canterlot, the snow was falling and ponies huddled close to their partners for warmth. Octavia however, was alone. Exhausted from having to perform three days in a row she was looking forward to the break that Hearth's Warming Eve would bring, even if she had to spend it alone. She had only one performance left before she could take a long needed break.

On her way home from the stage she noticed that it was empty of an audience, confused and angry she heard a strange song coming from nearby. She followed the music, wanting to confront the pony that was stealing her show. What she found was no pony, but a creature she had never seen around before.

Rated Teen for alcohol use in story

A commission for user Yakopak, wherein Rainbow Dash and the newly displaced resident human share a chill bro moment over some wholesome family-friendly hallucinogenic drugs.

Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan can be listened to Here!

Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.

(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)

Cover Art by me.
Here’s the sequel. People like it for some reason.

The rents almost due and Anonymous the human is in need of some fast cash, so a friend recommends the illustrious Spoon family as an option to look into. And that option turns out to be watching over the only daughter to the wealthy family: Silver. And Silver Spoon is more than a little haughty...

You run into a pony who seems to be the 'Debbie Downer' of Ponyville. A feeling deep in your chest decides to make her day a bit better. What you find changes everything you know about cutie marks and your perspective on ponies.

An ancient law of Canterlot states that each species present within the city must have an adequate diplomatic representation. There are no exemptions from it, even as far as interdimensionals aliens are concerned. As such, Anonymous the Human must pick up the mantle of an ambassador for humanity, even if he is the sole specimen. Even if he doesn't want to.

But it's not all bad news for him. After all, with such a responsibility also come some privileges. Personal guard detail, generous private mansion, all expenses covered by the crown. And of course, diplomatic immunity. Only that, thanks to the pony magic, the word immunity is taken much more seriously in Equestria.

Proofread by Havana

Cosmic Genie goes 'fuck it' and send a human to Equestria to fulfill three wishes at once.
1. Lyra's desire to meet a human.
2. Twilight's desire to read books 'nopony' has ever read before
3. Human's desire for some nachos
Resulting in a human being teleported onto the table that Twilight and Lyra had been sharing whilst eating some nachos. How will he react? How will they? What about the Nachos?!

No set direction yet, but I hope you enjoy and I am open to suggestions.