Ever wonder what happened when the gang when to get Pinkie Pie during "Return to Harmony Part 2?"
Turns out the mane four didn't have have so easy a time getting Discord's favorite element back as they did the five. Now read the incredible adventure of four mares as they take on (unknowing) the most evil forces of chaos outside of Discord himself! What horrors will await our hero's in the shadowy rooms of Sugar Cube Corner?

Lint will fly, vegetables will be mashed, closets will be come out of, and a hero will rise in, "Retrieving Pinkie Pie!"

(WARNING: This story contains farting. Although it is completely non-sexual, this may still offend certain people. If you are one of these people, reading is not advised.)

After a hearty dinner and pleasant night's sleep at Apple Bloom's house, Scootaloo wakes up with a bit of a stomach problem. This, combined with a bit of juvenile mischief, leads to a rather unpleasant situation for her friends...

Like, at all. Unfortunately, she has to get her immunizations to continue working at Sugarcube Corner.
With the help of a friend, she just might make it through.

After years of trying everything under the sun, the Cutie Mark Crusaders finally earned their Cutie Marks and realized their destines.

But destiny is a funny thing, and the Crusaders are in for more than they bargained for.

A visit from Princess Celestia starts the Cutie Mark Crusaders and their new friends Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon on a journey of discovery the likes of which Equestria has not seen in thousands of moons...

Just what is "Trinity Magic"?

Not one to waste, Pinkie finishes her massive beverage before boarding the train to Dodge Junction during the episode "The Last Roundup". Now she's on a quest to relieve herself, but things just keep going wrong!

I wrote this over the course of 4 hours out of sheer boredom. I hope you enjoy it, at least. :)

Rated "Everyone" - However, contains mild "potty humor" and some cartoonish violence.

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Pinkie Pie has always had a secret crush on Equestria's kindest animal caregiver, but she has always feared a relationship would never work due to their differences.

However, after seeing Spike's Rarity Doll, Pinkie manages to find herself a perfect doll-version of Fluttershy, which she soon grows to love spending every day with.

With Pinkie and the named "Flutterdoll" having so much fun, how will a certain pegasus feel when she is left feeling abandoned by a fabricated replica? Can the two mares save their friendship or will something more develop?

When Apple Bloom farts in public uncontrollably, she treats it like it's the next epidemic.

When Pinkie Pie starts to become a tad overweight, and all her friends notice it, she is forced to do one thing she has never done in her whole life.... She has to go on a diet. It's just a small sweets diet. She can go a couple weeks without her regular amount of sugar.... Right? Actually, no. She can't. But she can try.

A sort of gift/trade/something story with NormalVoreForNormalVeopl who did, with no expectation of a return, a story for me some time ago. I, being me, decided to return kindness with manipulation...er I mean kindness, and did one in kind. In this case, I wrote a story with Sandbar, now assistant teacher part time at the School of Friendship, discovering his love, Yona the Yak, in trouble. A special kind of trouble, that will see the two crossing continents on the four, larger than even normal, hooves of Yona. Mostly growth and vore stuff, fun times.

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Leaving Carousel Boutique the morning before he and Yona are set to debut their latest fashion line, Sandbar finds himself thinking about life, love, the future, and what his relationship with Yona might mean in a larger, universal sense.

Unfortunately, thinking's not the sort of thing that usually turns out well for him.

The original version of this story placed second in the 131st Writeoff, Cutting Corners.