This story is a sequel to Dash of Humanity

I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.

I suppose we got off to a good start, aside from being told that after all I'd done I'd never see Earth again. So long as I can look on the bright side of life, and not get arrested for running pranks on everypony with Dash, I might just survive long enough to find my purpose in Equestria. So help me, however, if I get any vegetable related cutie marks I will choke a Princess.

Cover Art by JinZahn
Sequel to Dash of Humanity
Edited by: Selbi, Abcron, Cassius Litner, Seven Fates,
Refro, BronyWriter

For the last 26 years, humanity has been fighting a losing battle with an alien collective known as the Covenant. Fleeing a battle, one UNSC ship stumbles upon the planet Equis and makes a discovery that may just change the outcome for the better. As the Covenant closes in on victory, humans and Equestrians must form a tentative alliance in order to survive the onslaught of aliens bent on their total destruction.

NOTE: Equestria is anthropomorphic in this story

Rainbow Dash is pregnant, but hasn't told any of her friends. As the months progress and it becomes more obvious, she can't keep it a secret forever...can she?

Soarin and Spitfire have been best friends for as long as they can remember. With them living their dream of being the best Wonderbolts on the squad, life seems pretty good so far.

Then one night of a little drunken fun changes everything.

Whether it was for better or worse is up to them.

This fic is officially TittySparkles approved.

AU featuring highschool-age Scootaloo's complex attachment to Rainbow Dash. She's put a plan in motion to finally confront these feelings, albeit in a roundabout way. AU reduces age gap. A tiny tale of awkwardness, anxieties, changes, and snuggling.

In the mind there are hidden desires like the stuff of both fantasy and nightmares. For Rainbow Dash, she struggles with the fact that the pony she loves is too young to date. And even then she knows what would happen if anypony found out that she even thought of a filly, and even other fillies like that. To seek the necessary help she hopes that by confiding to her friends that they'll help her see reason to this odd mental state she finds herself in. But when revealing one's secrets, she may find out that it may not always be the correct way to reveal her secret; even at the cost of her delusional romance with Scootaloo.

Thank you so much to retroman000 and Feather Note for their awesome editing.

For three years Rainbow has been acting as Scootaloo's official guardian and living with her number one fan each and every day. However, in that time frame, hero worship has become something else, something more, something that haunts both mares. Now, with their feelings reaching a breaking point, both mares will confront their hidden desires, together, as sisters, or maybe more?

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Proofread by Twidash
Edited by VitalSpook
cover by MomoPeachtree