Phil Phillips isn't your everyday slacker. His life practically redefined relaxing and his antics practically redefined ridiculous pranks. One day however, life decides to give Phil a taste of his own medicine when the effects of an ancient comet send him to the magical pastel world of Equestria, but not without consequences. The after effects of the comet give him an odd, unwanted power. Whenever Phil gets wet, he becomes an irresistible mare magnet! Can Phil survive the onslaught of horny mares?
Not a self insert.
Takes place immediately after the events of "Keep Calm And Flutter On."
Side note: All chapter titles will be Led Zeppelin song titles. Because fuck you, that's why. All rights reserved.

Released from Tartarus, Cozy Glow now spends her days doing community service to make up for her past crimes. However, in your troubles, she discovered something...something that may reveal a fate worse than even Hell itself...bad writing. Could this really be the ending of the end? Or is it just the beginning of the ending of the ending of the end?

Written for the Cozy Glow Short Story Contest

Prompt: Cozy's got a secret!

Cozy Glow learned that to get throu life she had 2 ways: manipulating her way to the top or running away. We all know how well turned out.

This story doesn't focuss on the events of the show but rather the where and how she learned her ways and what would become of the poor filly now turned into stone.

I submit this story to the Cozy Glow Short Story Contest

This is the first fanfiction i made well to be fair last month i tried to write another one, but a virus broke my computer and killed the fanfic while i had written just 2 chapters, i don't know if that counts i hope you guys like it.

any criticism would be appreciated, english is not my first language and i want to keep learning so anything on grammar and spelling would really help me.