you just gotta take my word on it

Petunia Paleo is convinced Fluttershy is a dinosaur. She might just be right. Unfortunately, in the Everfree Forest, it's eat or be eaten.

An April Foal's Day crackfic that shouldn't be taken seriously.

This story did not explode! What a relief and/or letdown.

Part of OPERATION CRACKFIC STORM 2024 ( group | stories ).

Thanks to Silk Rose for coming up with the idea, writing chapters 22 and 9, and developing the code; thanks also to Meadowsys for general code help.

Thanks to IrradiatedPirateBooty ( tumblr ) for the awesome character art.

And thanks to everyone in the comments who stuck around for the final countdown!

Food for thought: if Equestria cut just 2% of its annual friendship budget it could afford to construct a colossal obsidian sphere in Ponyville. On top of the obvious economic benefits, it would be visible throughout all of central-north-ish Equestria and emanate an ominous hum!

While traversing through Earth, Luna decides to try a hot dog.

And then she learns about something that can really spice up a plain ol' hot dog.

"Going overboard" might be an understatement.

Written for Crackfic Storm 2024.

Cover image is from a video preserved by Deleted Pony Videos, originally uploaded by Mysticolt.

They've face a lot of powerful villains in the past, Nightmare Moon, Discord, Tirek, all of which they defeated through the Magic of Friendship. But when an Ancient Sorcerer appears out of nowhere, the girls unite, confident that they could defeat the King of Curses with the Magic of Friendship. Unfortunately, for them...

...He has a counter to that.

I love Jujutsu Kaisen.

Featured 4/1/2024!

Since her tenure in the human world began, Princess Celestia has encountered many concepts, sports being one of them. And when she discovers that she can make money by betting on sports teams, she thinks she's got it in the bag.

She does not.

A short (and very stupid) entry for the Crackfic Storm contest. I apologize in advance for any lost brain cells.

This story is a sequel to Hearts and Shoes Day

A shocking revelation quickly ends any thoughts Anon had about enjoying a lazy morning, fortunately, he has ponies he can trust to help him see through his mare friends antics.

Sadly, he didn't have anyone to stop him from trying to one-up Ponyville's premier prankster.

Technically a sequel to my previous Anon and Rainbow Dash story, but reading it isn't required.

Celestia and Anon, having freshly started dating, spend the morning of Hearth’s Warming together. Cel arrives a little earlier than Anon expects her to, but luckily, she is nothing if not accommodating.

The first of my greentexts to be (amateurishly) translated into prose format.
Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/9685
Cover image credits to boxu

Flurry Heart is in trouble. Her homework has come under scrutiny by the trio of crack educators: Mrs. Crayonne, Mr. Integral, and most daunting of all, the peerless Miss Hardcase.

Can Shining navigate a parent-teacher meeting?

Written for the 'Shining Armour is a Terrible Dad' contest. With minimal time to spare, as is my custom.