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Boof Man


Self taught amateur writer and Digimon enjoyer, currently not ready to release anything right now. (Pfp is a commission I made to the artist Jenery)

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Covers removed from his bed. A warm spot on the mattress right next to him. Strange voices and shadowy figures haunting his sleepy, delirious mind. These are but a few of the odd occurrences that have been plaguing the Anon household.

Tonight, he's going to get to the bottom of it all.

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This story is a sequel to Tuesdays


Dustin simply wanted to get away from Manehatten, and the life he'd been all but forced to live there. He'd had enough of fashion for a lifetime.

Ponyville must be different right? It's more accepting, or so the papers say. The additional info of strange protectors also catches his eye.

Maybe things will finally calm down. Maybe he can start to have a normal life.

Nothing is normal in Ponyville.


This was Co-written with Thadius0.
I never expected to be approached by the same guy that wrote Headless, not Heartless. Yet a set of messages later, and this colab came together over Google Docs. This was an absolute blast to write, and I hope you all enjoy reading it.

Tags: Profanity for Profanity, Violence for DODGE!

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This story is a sequel to Of Wolves and Rainbows


It's been three weeks since Octavia and Vinyl officially moved to Ponyville, and two weeks since Geralt Jameson took over the Ponyville Dojo.

Life in Ponyville is nice.

Geralt has taken on Rainbow Dash as his first student, though she's still somewhat bitter about her defeat. Guilmon is convinced that Geralt and Rainbow are Partners, whatever that means. Geralt also now has a job harvesting apples for Applejack when he's not training Rainbow.

Vinyl has gotten a job DJing at a club not far from the Ponyville train station. A job which she loves. Vinyl and Geralt alos are taking slow steps into something resembling a relationship. Despite their bravado and constant teasing, the pair are actually quite nervous about the very idea of a relationship.

Coriander, Saffron, and Alex moved down from Canterlot and opened up a restaurant across the street from Sugarcube corner. Business hasn't been better for the two ponies and the Akita.

This leaves Octavia. A cellist of some renown. She's played for weddings, social functions, and the occasional quartet concert. However, despite her contacts and the praise she's earned, she's had nothing for weeks. Money is no problem, she has more than enough saved. Though this leaves the mare feeling somewhat listless.

She simply... exists... Feeling aimless.

There is a part of her that hoped that Ponyville would be able to help her with this. However, not much has changed. Days consist of an hour of cello practice and..... not much else.

Today Octavia plans to go out, to actually do something for once.

This is a good idea. However there's one small problem....

It's Tuesday.


GodDamn! That long Description!

This fell into place while I was walking. I hope you enjoy.

Tags: Profanity for **********, and violence for Tuesdays.

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This story is a sequel to The Akita and The Wolf


Geralt Jameson is having a great day. He made friends (with the potential for a marefriend), had a wonderful, if very late dinner, and even got to meet a Princess with very her own Digimon.

Now he's on a quest. A quest to accompany two mares to the town of Ponyville. Their quests? To find an affordable house or apartment, and to find a building that could serve as a restaurant for the pair of ponies his daughter now worked with.

Geralt's quest has an intriguing addition. For Ponyville has a Dojo, for what martial art he was not sure. The Dojo however does not have a master, simply a single member. If Geralt wishes to take this dojo for his own, he will need to defeat this Rainbow Dash.


Hey look a sequel. I hope this one is as enjoyable as the last.

Pre-reader: mattchilly.

Tags: Profanity for F***, Sh**, Etc., Sex for a wolf and a DJ annoying an Octavia (and Pinkie), and Violence for MORTAL KOMBAT!

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This story is a sequel to A Surprise for a Tatzlsus


Saffron Masala isn't having a good night. Her father wants to keep the restaurant open late, simply on the off chance that they can pick up a few ponies who happen to be out late. She knows that it's just an attempt to make ends meet what with where their located in Canterlot. However, she knows that this might not be enough to keep the restaurant open.

Vinyl Scratch also isn't having a good night. The club she'd just played at stiffed her on the agreed payment all because 'she didn't draw in enough ponies.' Her roommate Octavia has tried helping her feel better but nothing's working. Maybe some food will help. If only they could find some place still open.

This night is unique, for these mares are going to end up meeting some very interesting people.


This wouldn't get out of my head. I hope it turns okay.

Tags: Profanity for Guess, and Sex for innuendo and a wolf who knows how to court the ladies.

Part of The Digi-Verse.

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It's Scootaloo's birthday and you've been planning a surprise party for awhile now. All you have to do now is to make sure the aforementioned Tatzlsus makes it to Sugarcube Corner this evening.

However, there are a few small problems. You're a carb-devouring, fire-breathing, tamer-lacking, Guilmon who's a magnet for monsters, you live in Ponyville, and it's Tuesday.


This idea popped into my brain and it wouldn't leave. Enjoy my stupidity.
Pre-readers: Dragonfire2lm. mattchilly. Gnarl.
Changed to Teen from Mature after some consultation.
Tags: Death and Violence due to combat, Profanity for obvious reasons, Sex for innuendo and sexual conversation.

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In the aftermath of the hive's reformation and hard-earned acceptance across Equestria, many changelings find themselves freely traveling the continent. When one of them ends up in a modest little town on Equestria's outskirts, he charms a local stallion with tales of a place where all is lackadaisical and cuddly, and offers him a demonstration.

Featured 10/23/23 - 10/25/23


* Part of the Love Bug Continuity!
* Cover art by Scornfulpainter.
* Edited by Double R Forrest.
* Dedicated to LevelDasher, and partly inspired by his work, Come See the Cuddlebug.

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After 989 years on the moon, Nightmare Moon is eagerly awaiting her return to Equestria, take down her sister, and claim what should rightfully be hers.

However, one can only brood and plan for so long before things grow... stagnant.

And then, something catches her eye, coming towards her moon's surface at an alarming speed. Maybe this, whatever it is, will prove to aid her in her plans.

[Sex] tag for implications, nothing explicit (obviously it's rated T guys yeesh).

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Story was written for Jinglemas 2021 as a gift for PeerImagination. They wanted a Nightmare Moon and Human romance, and I hope I did good by ya! Apologies for the story length, but it got waaaay out of hand on me and I have a disease where if I'm writing something I'm liking then I tend to do more than I should.

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Cover art by Aquaticvibes, used without permission so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me.

Pre-read and edited by the wonderful Pascoite who helped a ton with the olden speech, and Fregz for putting up with the initial storyboarding that went out of control.

Top of the Box of Shame (M on) 12/26/2021, 12/27/2021 (Oh no not this shit again), 12/28/2021 (The third day), 12/29/2021 (YOU'RE KILLING ME, SMALLS!)

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Anonymous doesn't ask for much in life. Good friends, a place to sleep, and of course, the snoots of ponies to boop. There's nothing he won't do to boop those snootles, and he has traveled far and wide to experience the snoots of all known nations, races, and creeds. Yet there is one kind of snoot that he has been unable to boop: that of an alicorn.
That changes today.


A quick bit of silliness whipped up in a few hours. No, I don't know why, either.

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If you were to get sent to another world, you would probably hope that you'd wind up in a place like Equestria. Unfortunately, things don't always work out like that, and you instead woke up in the incredibly dangerous Dragon Lands. When the climate, wildlife, or countless pools of lava aren't trying to kill you, the local dragon population is.

Thankfully, Dragon Lord Ember has been personally seeing to it that nothing happens to her country's newest resident. Keeping you safe isn't easy, but she considers it well worth it.

And you'll do all that you can to support her.

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