Tired. Sometimes irked. Rarely mad. But always trying to smile. [What does a man need to do to get a cappuccino around here?]

Hello!

Retired author, husband and father.

Creating stories is the only thing I have left where I feel like I add value to the world.

An autistic Christian who likes MLP:FiM.

the day we know everything it will be the most boring day to exist

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

a crossover specialist working hard to make his mark.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

I am a very recent brony as well a fan of Spike and Shining Armor and a first time writer, so wish me luck!

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"

What's my age again?

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?