I try to write, very clumsily.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I do be writing. You do be reading

A Plague Rat

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

I'm the reason when you search Quibble you'll find Scootaloo too. PM me if you want to talk about anything one on one. Well I finally set up a patreon...Hazaa???

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"You think you know me..."

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

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