27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

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Butts Butts BUTTS!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I poni. I poni all over the place.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

space is a waste

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

A fellow traveler...

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.