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I know I'm weird but normal people are boring anyway.


Tick Tock ask the Doctor for romantic advice, triggering a rant from the Time Lord turned pony.

The Doctor shares the secrets of Time Lord Looms, his connection with his Granddaughter, and his point of view of his first human girlfriend... Rose.

My entry into the "Ponies with Pockets" shorts contest.

It may not have ranked in the top three, but the story was listed in the honorable mentions. Which, understandably, I'm very proud of.

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For this week's O&O session, Discord brings the group to an AU, as kids. To save their version of Nightmare Pharynx. Unfortunately, after bonding with the Elements, Pony King Thorax refuses to let them return home.

Inspired By:

"A Change of Pace" by "Melody Song".


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Art Found Here:

I didn't commission it, or draw it, just stumbled on it, and was told the site doesn't mind. So long as I give credit, and link the original.

Ponies value aliens. When they see an alien, they want to be able to point & say, "That's an Alien, will you be my friend!" So we need a unique Avatar, yet still pony. Thankfully there were more then 3 tribes in the fandom

Changelings, Kirin, Hippogriffs, Seaponies, Vulponies, Clockworks.

Aliens of all sorts, transformed into different pony tribes.

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Unofficial Sequel to "If Wishes Were Ponies".

Official Sequel Up, by original Author.
"If Wishes Were Portals, Book 2".

I take some inspiration from:

"Magic School Days".

"Hazy Days and Magical Ways"

Art found at:

Through the blending of Science & Technology, The Great Sage Harry Potter, defeater of Voldemort and Master of Death, creates a next Gen portal. A device to visit any world, at any location, in the Multiverse. The Asgardians recognize the creation of a new bifrost as worthy of including Equus in interdimensional Politics.

The only problem is Odin expects not only the ponies, but all races of Equus, to bow to his law. Celestia isn't impressed, and continues exploring other dimensions despite Odin's warnings. Will they be able to come to a middle ground... or is Equus doomed to war with self proclaimed "gods".

Multi Xover.

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Found Here:

I didn't commission it, or draw it, just stumbled on it, and was told the site doesn't mind. So long as I give credit, and link the original.

The Borg realize they can't assimilate anything with "magic". So they decide to destroy those races instead. The Voyager finds various Refugee races & tries to bring them back with them to the Alpha Quadrant... but is that really what the magicals want?

‚óŹ Inspired by:

"A Pony's Day on Voyager" by "Jninja15"


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Long ago, magical life fled to a domed continent on the ocean floor. Ponies are Shifters (can change between their Equine, Anthro, or Human form). With the arrival of Harry Potter in their land, they learn humans are evolving into magic.

I got the idea for Atlantis and the shifting abilities from "If Wishes Were Ponies", found here:


They mostly use Atlantis as a joke but that gave me an idea. Hope you like it.

Art was found on Deviant and done by AviraTheStrange, found here:


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The Wizardring World is in a bad way since Voldemort, so they turn to magical beings for help. The Cutie Mark Crusaders are excited to be part of the first class of magical beings accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but something goes terribly wrong when the sorting hat sorts them into different houses!

Can their friendship survive being separated like this?

Long Description Provided by:


Please check him out, he writes much better stories then me.

Inspired by:

Sweetie Belle and the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

If Wishes were Ponies . . . .

Magic School Days

Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety

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A mix of heroes from Marvel and DC comics.

This fic has been retconned out of my fic universe "My Little Galaxy". It is now a stand alone fic

WARNING: Spanking (occasionally but not the focus)

Super Kids:

Zatanna Zatara
Peter Parker, AKA Spiderman
Wally West, AKA Kid Flash
M'Gann M'orzz, AKA Miss Martian
Garfield Logan, AKA Beast Boy
Rachel Roth, AKA Raven
Conner, AKA Superboy
Sam Alexander, AKA Nova
Jaime Reyes, AKA Blue Beetle (Called "Blue Scarab" in this as Ted Korb is still alive)

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Garble was orphaned at a young age. Although the dragons of his village helped him, where they could, he mostly raised himself. He had to learn to be tough, strong, and most importantly how to fend for himself.

Even with his life he couldn't help but have a fantasy about one day finding his parents lost egg and raising it himself. Too bad that egg turned out to be Spike.

After Kidnapping Spike and revealing his heritage, surely the little hatchling would never want to leave again. Who knows maybe Spike can teach his brother that it is okay to be soft. At least in some ways.

Spanking, Yaoi / Gay (Spike and Garble have a purely brotherly / parental relationship and although there are several same-sex relationships, romance is not the focus. This is a family focused fic), Dragon species and characters used from "How to Train Your Dragon" and other franchises (just so I can avoid creating a lot of original characters)

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I just found this image on:


And thought it was cute.
I did not draw this, nor commission it.

But remember Being told the site doesn't mind that, so long as you give the source.


A story about Spike being raised by his Big Sister Twilight. How he is sent to Ponyville's school to make friends his own age. He finds his best one in the even more socially awkward Button Mash. Together they will experience many new things. They will live sweet moments, have funny adventures and be together in the sad parts of growing up. But even with all this, they will get to find their Special Somepony in each other. Will the pressure of social issues in their female dominant society deny them the courage to be happy?

Mpreg (talked about but no further)

Special Thanks to Gorillarmy for helping me improve the description.

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