My story review system is still being carefully crafted. In the interim, I need to decide how to split myself in twain. That's where you come in.

This is my best attempt at Hasbro thing. (Yes, they're copper.)

I need your help to decide where I should put my stories if they get naughty!

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Something PresentPerfect said in response to my secretly-self-insert story reminded me of an important idea I wanted to share. To explain it, we'll need to visit Princess Luna Celestia.

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I have finally finished my first pay period: I completed 13,142 words over my past five stories/chapters, for a total Patreon income of $1! And it only took me a little over a month!

Buck apples get bits.

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I've updated Twilight's Secret Journal with the first half of the hardest entry so far to write.

In TSJ headcanon, this Father's Day photo is carefully cropped.

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I've been shot with a glancing blow from the Hasbro canon. I need to cancel my plans to extend Veneer and mark it Complete again. (Episode thoughts follow.)

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I can't read.

I can't even read these.

Well, obviously that's deceptive. I wouldn't be able to write pn0y, let alone quality non-smut horsewords, if I weren't able to read properly. The problem is I can't force myself to read, like, anything.

I intend to change that now.

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Classes started today, one week earlier than I had planned for. So I've been kind of super freaking busy.

My teaching style, minus the humiliation. I like helping students by using profanity.

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Below is my August 2017 submission for the Flashfic Fimfiction group.

There's a limit of 150 words. This story was written for the prompt, "The Boiling Point", selected by xjuggernaughtx.

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I need to send one final recap to thank y'all for your generous horsebrutality and friendship. The con was amazing and it was a joy to spend it with everypony there.

Here you can see me cosplaying as slightly less of a dork.

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At BronyCon 2017, ROB brought a bunch of typewriters to Quills and Sofas. I cosplayed as Moondancer on Saturday, and was inspired to write a Moondancer flashfic as Moondancer.

Yes, her horn has a working fidget spinner on it.

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