New Flashfic: Twilight Sparkle Falls in Love with Moondancer · 11:02pm Aug 15th, 2017
At BronyCon 2017, ROB brought a bunch of typewriters to Quills and Sofas. I cosplayed as Moondancer on Saturday, and was inspired to write a Moondancer flashfic as Moondancer.
Yes, her horn has a working fidget spinner on it.
Below is the story exactly as it was typed, minus a single word (and with caps switched for italics once). This precisely matches the 150-word format of my other flashfics.
Twilight Sparkle Falls in Love with Moondancer
by Moondancer (typed by Trick Question's hoofsticks)
(Comedy, Romance)One day, Twilight Sparkle sat down and calculated the optimal characteristics for her ideal partner. Those characteristics were:
* likes books
* enjoys magic and research
* is not quite as much of a dork as she is
* brilliant
* unconcerned with fashion because sweaters are fine
* would be willing to tolerate Twilight
* is MoondancerTo Twilight's surprise, only one pony met all of her very scientific criteria! That pony was Moondancer.
"But Moondancer is a mare," said naive, unthinking Twilight.
Fortunately, Moondancer overheard this foalishness and stepped in to save her from being illogical.
"We are 97.3% compatible," pointed out helpful Moondancer. And then to illustrate this she kissed her dorky friend and it was NOT gross.
"Thank you for lesbianing me," said Twilight.
And even if this didn't really happen, Moondancer wrote it as a fiction story and sent it to Twilight by Spike-gram.
THE END
P.S. call me, dork
Oh, and by the way? I loved "Fame and Misfortune". Deal with it. 
Pics from the con to come eventually.
Fame and Misfortune was great!
I am so happy that this story has been saved for posterity. If you weren't going to post it, I was... pending your permission, of course.
Great seeing you at the con!
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Speaking of shipping (and this is probably too soon), my new OTP is Moondancer + door.
please don't hurt me
What the hell was wrong with it? It was awesome.
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It's a slam on bronies. The annoying adults are supposed to be bronies, the little fillies are the target demographic and the published stories as a whole are the MLP FIM series itself.
This is every shipfic ever. :D I love it.
Thanks for the party again, was fun. After everypony left and it stopped feeling like 100 degrees.
Yes, I am a bastard. Blame RedBrony.
*hugs ya*
4636398 Pft, not my fault.
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Even so, it's perfect because it's a reminder of what we should be focusing on, you know, like friendship and SoL stories, and not whining about stuff and nitpicking.
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Honestly, no its not. The last episode I watched was the episode with Starlight Glimmer and the fractured time line, but from reading a synopsis of it, I formed an opinion, which is a bad thing and I should really work to alleviate that aspect of my personality, but change comes slowly, like a single blade of grass turning aside a mighty river or some other psuedophilosophical bull like that
I really enjoyed Fame and Misfortune too.
Perfect fic! I'm sending it to Chris so he can give it all the stars
Love your cosplay
I mean, you're wrong, but that's OK. I still love you
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I wore your shirt on Tuesday and you were nowhere to be found!
But we played some Purple Prose and I helpfully suggested Horizon add incest words to it, so it evened out.
Hehehe, I'm gonna read this, I wanna read all of the stuff everyone wrote with the typewriters :rainibowkiss:
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Unfortunately, I was back at work.
Eeeyyyy, Trix, I got the original copy of that if you want it. Or I'm just gonna archive it, either/or.
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You can hold onto it if you like. I kept a photo.