"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I used to be relevant!

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Shut up. Just write.

I'm still alive, probably.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Loving husband and proud daddy of two girls

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.