I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm a guy who loves Video Games and is a Brony. I get different ideas for the mane six and mostly into game crossovers.

just here for the stories and my fellow bronies

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.