On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

space is a waste

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm a dirty bitch.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.