Fluttershy didn't listen. She ate a weasel. Now all must pay.

A speedwrite begun and finished while I have this library computer for a one hour reservation.

Oh man, classic Super Trampoline, walking a mile down the hill to eat a giant Chipotle burrito, going to Albertson's to acquire cheap vodka, Rockstar energy drink, strawberry lemonade, and grenadine to make himself a mixed drink, then walking a bit over a mile back up the hill, and dashing off this story about Big Mac, Owlowiscious, Sci Twi, Kludgetown, and Maretonia in the hour before the Season 10 Bingo Writing Contest deadline!

EDIT: See the story title for an update. Pinkie Pie and Verko end up having major roles in the story as well.

Will Crunchy Pigeon resort to dark magic to woo her crush, or will Super Trampoline stop her in time? Find out now in this odd collaboration between Super Trampoline and CrispySparrow!

Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Tempest Shadow, and Twilight Sparkle find themselves trapped in a Super Trampoline story. So they decide to visit the beach.

Scootaloo is on fire. So is Luna. You try to stop a public execution.

Twilight and Starlight try to get Trixie to make a friend. It doesn't go very well. Then Sunset and Party Favor hang out for a few paragraphs, and then Twilight and Rarity gossip about Suri Polomare. These three scenes aren't particularly connected.

This story is a sequel to ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

Celestia goes to the market and buys some pretzel sticks. She then proceeds to eat them, as one is wont to do with pretzel sticks. Then Super Trampoline comes over to complain about how hard writing is. Then they make out, because me writing bad troll fics is God's way of punishing us all.

Sunset Shimmer, now a communist or something, breaks up with her liberal girlfriend Sci-Twi. She's not particularly happy about this.

"Praise" for the story:

"It was pretty terrible." ~Crystal Static

"I enjoyed it nontheless."~ The Blue EM2

”Wow. I legitimately could not enjoy this.” ~ FanOfMostEverything

"FanOfMostEverything may not have liked this, but I had a blast!" ~Present Perfect

Join Jigsaw, Tiptoe, and Incendia as they set out to rid their broken world of podiatrists and restore harmony to Equestria!

A parody of Antipodes by PK, written after reading reviews of the story--but not the story itself--by Present Perfect and RTStephens and LoveAndTolerateEveryPony and Cerulean Voice

When Roseluck's robot threatens the livelihood of flower ponies everywhere, it's up to Lily Valley and Daisy to be Luddites and bring it down. Will they succeed?

A collaboration with the one and only No Raisin!
Beautiful cover Art by TheMajorTechie.