• Published 18th Jul 2017
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Don't Eat Weasels! - Super Trampoline



Fluttershy didn't listen. She ate a weasel. Now all must pay. A speedwrite begun and finished while I have this library computer for a one hour reservation.

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Fluttershy buys an AR15

Arizona has pretty lax gun laws which I don't have time to look up right now, so Fluttershy was easily able to buy an AR15 and ten boxes of ammunition. This wasn't expensive for her seeing how the exchange rate is one bit = 238 dollars. Crazy stuff, that exchange rate. It's super cheap for Equestrians to vacation in America, so I expect we'll see it happening a lot more in the coming years. So Fluttershy bought these items, then visited the Grand Canyon while she was there, pushing ten people off of the edge of the rim since she was now Margaret Thatcher and thus heartless. Then she visited largest rose bush in the world because why not, and then she headed back to Equestria because she knew she would only be Margaret Thatcher for about 19 more hours. That's just how Weasels work.

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