Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!
Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.
Ah, the mighty bio box. So we meet again. You will rue the day you dared show your blank canvas around these parts! I will--wait, what do you mean you're already exhausted? Don't you dare run out of--
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!